The Holy Ghost
The church bands get old church ladies percolating – with the Holy Spirit, that is. Sometimes I wonder how they can just go from zero to 60 in such a short period of time, revving up their holy engines and doing a footwork that would shame the devil. My advice is to have the smelling salts and prayer shawls on deck when the Mothers start to go in, though. They really know how to cut a red velvet church rug.