Without fail, someone you know who hasn’t been so blessed in the upper region will comment that they wished they had breasts like you as if you’re having some sort of tig o’ bitty giveaway. You know what I’m talking about, the “I just need one of them thangs,” “she knows she should give me some of those,” “why don’t you give me some of those big things” comments people make like we can just reach in our bra and change someone from a B to a D cup. If there was a non-invasive procedure that allowed us to, trust me a lot of us would, but since there isn’t please refrain from making public conversations about our breasts commonplace. In most environments that’s called sexual harassment. Every big-breasted woman is not out to rescue members of the itty bitty titty committee.
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