Finding Food In Your Bra And 6 Other Big-Breasted Girl Problems

You can’t exercise without looking like a Baywatch commercial gone wrong

Look, a bra only does so much; when it comes to sports bras, they do even less. When you get to heaving, breathing, and huffing and puffing on that elliptical or treadmill, your breasts are going to be moving up and down right along with you, and unless you have some very strong positive reinforcement by way of most likely two bras, it’s gonna be rough. On one hand you have the onlookers acting like they’ve never seen breasts jiggle before, although in their defense they may not have ever seen breasts of that size move so rapidly. But on the other hand is the sheer discomfort them thangs flopping all over the place and getting in the way of your Kanye work out plan. Which brings me to my next point…

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