That damn second button
If you’re rolling with a big ol’ rack o’ breast, button down shirts are not your friend, they’re just not. You can wear a minimizer, purchase double-sided tape to place in between button openings, and smooth the front of your shirt down until your fingers are sore. At some point in the day, you will have a gap or an open or popped button in the middle of your shirt. I guess I lied about no one seeing your expensive bra because if you try to get by with a fitted button-down, rest assured someone will likely catch a glimpse of the girls at some point of the day. And what sucks is it’s never the top button so you can at least play it off and act like you were just going for hardcore cleavage. When it’s the second or third button, everyone knows what the problem is, your breasts are just too damn big.
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