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September 20, 2012  |  

 

Bras that cost more than some of your outfits

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never experienced the wonderment that is a Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale. I’ve heard tales of $14.99 bras and $19.99 bras, even free bras that can be redeemed by a coupon from the VS gods, but has my name and/or credit card number ever been on a receipt for one of those purchases? H naw! Let me tell you what life I’m about– that $36.00, $48.00, sometimes $60 price tag all to secure the girls to my chest the way you would two small children in the backseat of a car. I love a great bargain so I will gladly wait until an item of clothing is in a price range I see fit before I open my wallet, but when it comes to bras, the closest thing to a discount I’m getting is buy one get the other half off. Lane Bryant shoppers know what I’m talking about. All that cash for something only a handful (or one person) will ever see. Big dramatic Sigh.

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