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Contrary to popular opinion – women like sex

I know, I know. You’re like, how is that a revolutionary idea? And yet, it is. Did you know that in our year of the lord 2012 scientists are still debating whether women can have vaginal orgasms or if the female orgasm is even “real?” Yes, ladies. It’s just a big, giant mystery down there for some menfolk, just like it was at the dawn of civilization and people were carving fertility idols out of tree stumps. But I bet back then our tribal ancestors had a pretty good idea that sex was awesome and both genders liked it in prodigious amounts – how else can you explain the propagation of the entire human species. Pregnancy is so uncomfortable and, back then, even life-threatening. Good thing they made sex so awesome you just kind of forget about that when presented the chance to do it.

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