Yup, You Said It: Hilarious Reader Comments Of The Week

June 8, 2012  |  

Who doesn’t need a good laugh on a Friday? This weekly post has been on a bit of a hiatus but we’re happy to bring it back for you recap style. As much as we try to keep our posts witty and on point, some of you ladies—and men—downright one-up us with your hilarious one-liners and shady comments about the topics of the week, and you’re not even trying to be funny.

We appreciate the humor and the chuckles you provide so we figured why not put the funniest responses all in one place, especially since it’s a good chance you might have missed a few here and there between Facebook, Twitter, and the site. So, without further ado here are this week’s honorable mentions (chopped and screwed in some cases to get to the funny part):

Uncle Russ Wants To School Us On The N-Word and Why It’s Cool For White People To Use It

Ladybug94: Uncle Russ can’t school me on anything. Next he’s gonna come out with the “N*gga Rush Card”. He needs to go soak his dentures.

Why Foreplay Is Important (It’s Not What You Think)

November’s Finest: Extremely important. If you don’t warm up a cold car first it may stall on you, 😉

Do You Know the Difference Between a “Hater” and Someone With An Opinion?

TRUTH: Only mental midgets will call you a hater when your opinion do not match theirs! How do you become a hater after expressing your views?!? *confused look*

Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks She’s a N*gga In Paris For Real, Twitterverse Does Not Agree

SHE IS WRONG. White folks think because they get behind the scenes in our (Black) lives that they automatically get a pass. Cancel her @$$. *In my Nino Brown voice*

Have a Seat: Brian McKnight and Chris Brown Have Beef…Via Twitter of Course

VivsMom: McKnight is so wrong it’s not even funny. Don’t throw shade when your windows are foggy, ask the Ex-wife.

Essence Has a Sit Down WIth The POTUS for their July Issue

Vanessa: Am I the only one who lusts after the POTUS. His policies are the last thing I think about when I see him. No disrespect to the FLOTUS!

What Do I Do Now? My Fiancé Left Me At The Altar On Our Wedding Day

Kim Morris: Oh no girl run as fast as you can from that RACHET PUNK. If he lied about his mom dying he will lie about anything. Like my grandmother use to say, “He ain’t worth used toliet paper.”

Dear Mija: Evelyn Lozada Writes a Letter To Her 7-Year-Old Self

Mia: MIJA! You’re grounded!

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