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Zoe Saldana is one of the most petite actresses in Hollywood, and by sheer genetics a true member of the itty bitty titty committee. But that could very well change, thanks to some random advice the “Avatar” and “Colombiana” star was once given.

“‘Buy yourself a pair of titties.’ I heard somebody tell me this once and I was like, ‘You know what? You’re absolutely right. Thank you for that,'” Zoe told US Magazine. “And it just hit me, like, ‘Why not? Buy yourself a pair of titties.’

“If an old man was having a midlife crisis and can buy a Porsche and date a 17-year-old, I can buy myself a pair and be the sexiest soccer mom you’ve ever seen.”

I love her and the fact that she wouldn’t be like other celebrities who have clearly had work done and deny it til the death.

“As long as you’re doing it for reasons that are balanced for you [it’s okay]. It’s not even about judging what’s right or wrong. There’s nobody on this earth who can tell you that what you’re feeling is wrong. They can tell you it’s different to what they’re feeling. That said, I’m okay with people trying to do whatever it is they need to do to feel better.”

Perhaps a boob job could be coming sooner than we think if the actress needs help feeling better after ending her 11-year-relationship to Keith Britton last year, and just recently ending a three-month tryst with “Words” co-star Bradley Cooper. The good thing is that no matter what she does, we shouldn’t expect her to go overboard and step on the red carpet with a pair of DDs that would almost swallow her tiny frame.

“What doesn’t feel okay to me, what feels a little bit out of balance, is when you want to turn yourself into something else — when you want to be another person,” Zoe said.

I feel like she should be the spokesperson for a psychologically sound breast augmentation candidate.

Can you picture Zoe with bigger girls?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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