Chad Johnson & Evelyn Lozada
“Methinks thou dost protest too much.” These two really want us to believe they’re getting married. It will surprise the living daylights out of me if these two exchange wedding vows…with each other. For so long, they were going so hard for their own reality show that we could only roll our eyes. Now they have the show and…we don’t even care. So in an effort to make us use our reality show brain cells on them, we have to continue getting “leaked” information about this alleged wedding that’s happening this year. Bless their little hearts; they have nothing else to do so this has become their lives.