Crusty the Clown Lips
In the rule book of hygienic goodness, lips must stay moisturized. You don’t have to pull out mama’s uber-greasy shortening can to do that, but as we women like to do, having a lip chap (Burt’s Bees?) or a light gloss can go a long way.
Somehow though, a great deal of men missed that message. Crusty lips with a white coat of dryness on the bottom–no matter what the season–is pretty gross. Carrying around a nice, small pot of Carmex or the old school ChapStick without a scent would go a long a** way brothas. Work it out.