7 Civilized Ways to Hate on Somebody

December 16, 2011  |  
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The job reference hesitation.

Nothing’s more empowering than when your secret hate-crush (the polar opposite of a love-crush) puts your name down as a reference on a job interview. Don’t go overboard, answer most questions in a straightforward manner, but when the moment arises, drop an awkward pause to plant the seed of doubt in the interviewer.

Congratulations. You probably just cost someone a job, or at least a lower salary offer and they’ll probably never be any the wiser. Hater. I hope you’re proud.

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