Dirty Quarantine Secrets We’re All Keeping

May 21, 2020  |  
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Be a nudist as much as possible

You’re really just trying to get away with being naked as much as possible. You’ll wear only a shirt to answer the door for the delivery guy, popping just the top half of your body out to grab the food. You’ll dart around the house nude, with the blinds wide open, hiding behind cabinets and refrigerator doors at strategic times. It’s kind of exciting—why close the blinds now? You’ve come this far!

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