Dirty Quarantine Secrets We’re All Keeping

May 21, 2020  |  
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Cooking naked

After splattering and spilling enough oil and sauce on yourself, and then having to do laundry you didn’t feel like doing, you discovered that the best way to cook would be nude. You could make as big a mess on yourself as you want – that extends to eating nude – and then just put yourself in the shower after.

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