Dirty Quarantine Secrets We’re All Keeping
Develop paranoid theories about neighbors
Sometimes, the TV doesn’t captivate you quite enough, so you sit on your balcony or look at your window and watch your neighbors for hours. You listen in on their conversations. You track their patterns. You start developing paranoid theories about them – is that one having an affair? Is that one a mail order bride? Is that one selling bootleg videotapes?!