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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that headline correctly. Usher charged his cell phone in a woman’s vagina. So… how did this happen?
Well, Usher was in Miami attending the Art Basel event. And one of the exhibits, by Weird Magic, featured a naked woman who had some type of device in her vagina which allowed her to charge electronics…through a USB of course.
Hopefully, it wasn’t Usher’s.
I don’t know what the exhibit was supposed to show exactly but there is something to be said about the power of the vagina. Like, seriously.
If you doubted the factuality of this story, there are pictures to prove it.
Take a look below.
So, with a picture this outrageous, you have to caption it. And for the record, “You don’t have to call, girl” has already been taken.
You never know what you’re going to get with Snoop Dogg. One day, he’s quite literally a pimp. (Not his finest moment.) Then the next he’s a rastafarian. And now, he’s white.
A quick perusal of Snoop’s Instagram page shows the veteran rapper in some pretty impeccable makeup and an equally terrible blond wig.
Snoop’s named him Todd.
And apparently, he’s using Todd to advertise some type of [imaginary?] dating site for White people, “White Guys Connect.”
So caption this photo of Snoop as a White guy and if you need a little inspiration, check out the video of Snoop as Todd below.
When you’re famous and your ex is too, it’s inevitable that you’d run into each other on occasion. And that certainly seems to be the case with Chris Brown and Rihanna. Not only were the two in the same vicinity during his welcome home party a few months ago; yesterday, at Roc Nation’s charity basketball game Chris volunteered his time on the court while Rihanna sat in the front row.
So naturally, they were in close contact with one another.
And the images are priceless, Rih Rih is looking through Chris like he was made of glass.
What do you think was going through Rihanna’s mind in this photo?
When we think about sex symbols, Mario might not be one of the first names that come to mind. But maybe all of that is about to change. Recently, the “Somebody Else” singer posted a picture of himself on Instagram looking quite chiseled.
He included this caption:
Ladies only | I had a dream that I would play in the next spartan movie so I woke up like this | God
We could certainly see the spartan movie thing happening. And if he’s going to be looking like this, complete with a glow only baby oil can give, I’d have no choice but to buy a ticket.
This could have easily turned into an
unimpressive and tacky, package pic. But we’re glad Mario is a classier than that.
This doesn’t appear to be the work of funky lighting and a filter. There’s plenty of evidence that Mario has put in work to get this body. Check out the other pictures and video on the following pages.
We know Oprah is no stranger to hard work. But these days with all the money she’s earned and accumulated for herself, she doesn’t have to get her hands dirty ever again if she doesn’t want to. But you know what they say, if you want a job done right, sometimes you just have to roll up your sleeves and do it yourself. And according to this picture bestie Gayle King recently posted on Instagram, it looks like Oprah’s doing just that.
Apparently, there was a small plumbing issue in Oprah’s Maui home and instead of calling someone else or using one of the other bathrooms we’re sure the house has, she fixed it herself. Sisters are doing it for themselves–pretty much like we’ve always done.
Gayle captured the moment and posted this picture on Instagram with the following caption:
Stars they are just like us @Oprah at her other job plumber ….who knows how to fix the toilet …
Oprah’s told ya’ll she grew up in the country with an outhouse and what not…it’s nothing to fix a little toilet.
Caption this picture of Lady O getting down and dirty.
We’ve known for some time that First Lady Michelle Obama is no joke. She’s not here for the foolishness. And though she often portrays the image of a dutiful wife, poised first lady and super mom, she’s also a woman. A woman with a full range of emotions that sometimes make their debut on her face. And it looks like today was one of those days. I’m not trying to start any trouble. I highly doubt that the Obama marriage is struggling or even that there was tension in this moment. (Anything could have contributed to that side eye.) I’m just saying it definitely looks like somebody was less than pleased.
So, all in good fun, caption this series of pictures of Michelle Obama side eyeing the president.
And on a more serious note, if you haven’t had a chance to listen to President Obama’s remarks on Nelson Mandela at his memorial, you can watch and listen to the full, moving speech in the video below.
Many of us clowned Rih Rih for rocking that doobie wrap at the American Music Awards, as she took the stage to accept the first Icon Award. Those in minority communities knew the very second we saw her that she was rocking the very same style many of us wear when we’re leaving the salon, trying to preserve the style we’ve just paid good money for. And though many wrote it off as Rihanna being lazy or not taking the ceremony or the award seriously, I thought this Rihanna attempting to make some type of statement. I can’t say what exactly that statement is but if I had to guess I’d say it was something along the lines of let me show ya’ll something. Watch me turn this protective measure, something that was once only worn in places where you gave no phucks into a legit, high fashion hairstyle. And that’s exactly what she did. While I’m sure you won’t be quick to see any more sistas trying to wear Rihanna’s doobie wrap at formal events, those who weren’t “in the know” beforehand, have certainly gravitated to it.
First, Glamour, clearly ignorant, called it a “faux pixie crop.”
LOL nice try.
And now this group of women took debuted their doobies during their Black Friday shopping. I can’t tell if they’re taking the style seriously or they too were making fun of the power of Rihanna’s influence. I don’t know. The Spanish on their shirts and the comments on their Instagram page led me to believe they’re Latinas. Many in the Latina community are no stranger to the doobie so maybe they know what’s up as well.
Are you ready to see Rihanna’s doobie wrap out and about on the street? Would you ever wear it out, like to a respectable place, why or why not?
Ooo and while you’re at it, go ahead and caption the thoughts of these women in the picture above.
The internet has brought so much joy to my life. So much joy. This past weekend, my sister and I were on YouTube watching random comedy videos when we ended up on KevOnStage’s channel. If you don’t know him and you could use a laugh, check him out. A week ago, Kev posted his reaction to an image that had been circulating around my beloved internet. I don’t know if it first appeared on Tumblr or Twitter but either way, it’s here and it’s captioned “Twerking on baes grave.” Lord, have his mercy. In case you can’t tell, the image features a young woman in the slip position bouncing, tooting, popping over someone’s grave.
There are levels of wrongness to this image. Let’s list them shall we.
– There’s the split position.
– The use of the word bae
– The fact that the word “baes” does not contain an apostrophe.
– Her tongue is out.
– And of course she is indeed twerking over somebody’s grave.
– The disrespect.
But we’re not going to front, all of the above is what makes the picture so friggin’ hilarious. So now it’s your turn ladies and gentlemen, caption this picture of what you think this woman is saying as she’s “twerking on baes grave.”
Here’s a site we never thought we’d see. A few days ago Maxwell posted some mildly incriminating pics of himself with some unlikely ladies — Erica Mena and her girlfriend, Cyn Santana. Yes, we’re talking about LHHNY Erica Mena.
How these two got cool is beyond us, but they appear to be awfully close, judging by the kissy faces and the lips Maxwell planted on Erica’s girlfriend. We’re trying to figure out what this trio would even possibility have to chat about (and secretly praying Maxwell doesn’t put Erica on a track with him), so please caption this pic and tell us what you think is going on here.
I’m a fan of Tamar Braxton. Though I will agree that she can be obnoxious, I liked her on “Braxton Family Values,” “Tamar and Vince,” “The Real” and her Christmas album is awesome! I generally root for her to win. But win she did not when she showed up at the 2013 Soul Train Awards wearing this here outfit. In a see through, one-sleeved, bedazzled and bejeweled black catsuit with a cape, Tamar didn’t quite look up to par. And that’s putting it nicely.
Perhaps this was Tamar’s night to take a risk; because as someone who prides herself on being stylish, I’m not understanding why she took the stage with jewels in between her legs. And if you click through and look at the other pictures, there’s a bit of a surprise under that cape.
So click through and then caption this picture of Tamar’s bedazzled crotch.