I love to dance, I’m sure it’s good for the soul. So you would think that I’m always up in somebody’s club trying to shake something. Not so. I might venture out there every once in a while; but the dark underworld that is an American nightclub can often be a scary, borderline dangerous place to be. We here at Madame Noire were wondering if some of our Facebook followers had experienced some of this same type of foolishness we had. So we just asked. Check out some of the more outrageous answers we got from this question.

Slanderous Stacey: I was dancing by myself and a guy that was already dancing with a girl came to dance w/ me so she punched me in the face

Sweetheart/Misfit: some guy telling me stop acting like a white girl, mind you he was being like a stalker and too touchy feely like he knew me

T.:  I saw a man with all white tuxedo w/matching gators, and I was offended, lol.

Teresa: This one older man promised to buy me a house if I danced w/ him. But I declined lol

Paige: A dude slid me his number without my permission & then asks me not to say anything bc his girl is across the room…#canusaylame

Malika: I didnt eat b4 i went out, took a sip of baileys irish cream and henny mixed, swallowed and turned to the dance floor only to throw up on a girl that was dancing with a guy i used to date!!!!!!!!!

Rhonda: True story. Somebody bumped into me at a club in Las Vegas, I felt something wet hit my shoes. Thought someone spilled their drink on my feet, I looked down, some chick is squatting and urinating on the club floor. Should’ve kicked her in the face but I was already PO’d.

Jakozy: No lie.. this Guy seriously touched my vajay, I think I almost ended his life tho… disrespectful heathen.

Te’Michelle: This fool CAME ON HIMSELF while we were dancing!
Pants was all hot and sticky, I hollered, “WTF?!?!”

TMZ is reporting that Chris Brown and Bow Wow have recently spent a night out on the town doing — what else — popping bottles of champagne and blowing money on strippers. Now, I am not one to judge. People need to do what they need to do in this world to enjoy themselves, and nothing these days seems to be as stressful as being Chris Brown, who can’t seem to keep himself out of the gossip headlines. I want to be understanding of his complex emotional nature that makes him sometimes act out explosively. Better to do it at the club than through violence in real life, right? But something about this story just irks me.  Here is what TMZ has to say:

Chris Brown and Bow Wow don’t take their hard-earned money for granted — and to prove just how seriously they take their finances … the rappers dropped $5,000 a pop on MULTIPLE strippers last week.

Bow and Breezy let loose at the King of Diamonds strip club in Miami last Wednesday — the largest strip club on the planet — buying untold bottles of booze for their entourage … and lining the floor with singles.

Sources at the club tell TMZ, at least three dancers walked away with $5,000 in tips … each.

This past weekend my sister and I were supposed to go to a 90′s party. I was super-dee-duper geeked (yes, cornily so). Not only because the music of the 90′s elicited a different feeling than the music of today but also because I was too eager to shake off the dust from my throw back dance moves from that decade. Because really, those moves would look ridiculous in the club today. My sister and I never made it to the party (long story) but had we managed to get there, here are some of the moves I would have wowed the crowd with.