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‘You Will Be Picking Up Your Teeth Off The Floor, Pregnant And All!’ RHOA Reunion Recap, Part 1

April 8th, 2013 - By Brande Victorian
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Don’t the women of the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” look so sweet and innocent and ladylike right here? Well let me tell you that did not last for long during part 1 of the reunion last night. Phaedra Parks called it early on in the night when she said everyone on the stage was a female, but not everyone was a lady. And it didn’t take long before nearly every single cast member proved that.

Most of the darts flew out of Kenya’s mouth as she and Porsha Stewart repeatedly went in on each other for issues stemming all the way back to the second episode of season 5. Porsha essentially said Kenya has been jealous of her from day one because she’s young, married, and beautiful and Kenya basically gave that sentiment a “hell no.” If Porsha watched the reunion, I know it had to hurt when a reader sent in a question telling her she better hope Kordell didn’t just choose her as a trophy wife or else he’d be leaving her by time she was 40. Unfortunately, that decision seems to have come even sooner.

Miss Gone With the Wind Fabulous directed her anger at Phaedra next and it didn’t take long before the battle of the booties turned into something much bigger. Initially, the ladies were going back and forth over the details of their falling out during initial production talks of Phaedra’s donkey booty DVD, then it turned into a competition of whose workout video has performed better since their releases, to all out below the belt daggers. Kenya told Phaedra she was too overweight to be doing a workout video in the first place and Phaedra retorted by calling Kenya a “silicone Barbie” and saying “You’ve got a fake boyfriend, a fake house–nothing’s original about you, darling!” Kenya has never been known to take one lying down, but she even surprised viewers when she told Phaedra if she didn’t stop lying on her, “you will be picking up your teeth off the floor, pregnant and all!”

Yes, she threatened an eight-months-pregnant woman on national TV.

We even got caught in the drama after we had to call Phaedra out just a little on Twitter for acting like “wearing pieces” from time to time, like the one she had on last night, wasn’t equivalent to wearing weave. Kenya retweeted our message and added in her own thoughts about her cast mate “Phae Phae”

Still, no line was better delivered than when Kenya had to let the women know: “Don’t come for me unless I send for you.”

Duly noted.

Check out the full video of part 1 of the reunion special if you didn’t catch it last night. What did you think?

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Are You Ready For The Real? Check Out Andy Cohen’s RHOA Reunion Teaser

March 31st, 2013 - By Brande Victorian
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You can tell the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” is Bravo’s money maker because the network and Andy Cohen are going all out to  build up anticipation for the season 5 reunion, which by the way is three parts — yes, three!

Andy just dropped a teaser for the reunion shows which will begin airing April 7, and though he isn’t letting on too much about what’s going to happen in the episodes, Straight from the A appears to have all the tea. According to the site:

While many feel that the recent lawsuit filed by Kandi against Kim was a publicity stunt for the reunion, I heard that Bravo actually banned the ladies from speaking of it at all during the taping. If… (and that’s a big IF) it’s a publicity stunt, it may be used during Kandi’s upcoming “Kandi Factory” show…

As expected, Kenya and Phaedra continued their ‘booty battle” and went head to head as they each shared facts surrounding the fallout over their respective workout DVD’s.

Phaedra, who is about eight months pregnant and ready to pop, brought out a few surprises and attempted to remain calm due to her condition… but I heard that Kenya pulled a few low blows by bringing out a few explosive “exhibits” to prove her points about Phaedra and/or Apollo.

Phaedra, on the other hand, is said to have pullled out proof of Kenya’s silicone implants, as well as her questionable relationship history.

According to my very knowledgeable source, Kenya’s implant history is very well documented in the modeling industry.

… many photographers on her repeat modeling gigs noted “special circumstances” when shooting back shots of Kenya.

Having posed several times for BlackMens Magazine & Smooth, there are reportedly several notes about photoshopping a dent in Moore’s left butt cheek, which is rumored to have stemmed from lack of care after her silicone implant procedure.

My source went on to say:

When Kenya got her work done it wasn’t as popular a procedure in the U.S. She was referred by a friend to a Dr. in Mexico and traveled there to get her work done.

The doctor who performed Kenya’s procedure advised her to sleep on her stomach for a few weeks after the procedure, but she slept on her side, resulting in the imperfection.

Clearly this is all hearsay, but the person who told me is normally a great source of information. So yes… I believe it and am taking his word as the gospel (but that’s just me).

The ladies weren’t just bickering amongst themselves, though, as word is all of their men — except Walter who was tardy for the party because he wasn’t even invited — had some drama as well. Straight from the A goes on to report:

Porsha had a lil bit of Kenya drama as well, but most of her issues centered around her defending her husband Kordell’s “controlling” nature.

All of the house HUSBANDs took to the stage as well. Gregg, Peter,Apollo and even Todd appeared in support of his fiance Kandi.

Last but not least, word on the curb is that one hubby was a no show.

My spidey senses tell me that it was probably Kordell but I haven’t received any confirmation.

In addition to catching a ton of flack about being “too controlling,” Kordell’s past was revisited regarding the gay rumors that surrounded his NFL career.

Considering we now know Kordell and Porsha are headed for divorce, it seems like the former NFL pro is the likely absentee husband. The couple’s current situation alone is enough to make loyal fans tune in to this three-part series but I’m also dying to know whether Andy is going to question Kenya about Walter and whether their relationship was a hoax from the beginning.

Check out the teaser on the next page. What are you dying to find out at the reunion?

‘Bottom Line Is, I Will F**k Somebody Up About My Man:’ RHOA Episode 11 Recap

January 14th, 2013 - By Brande Victorian
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I wish for just one week, Kenya Moore wasn’t always the person acting up on the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” but 11 episodes in, she continues to earn her title as the resident nut job. Last night we found out Kenya’s not only delusional when it comes to men, she’s straight disillusioned about everything pertaining to her, including her career. She may claim to have produced multi-million dollar films, but like Phaedra, I can’t think of a single one. And if she keeps getting too close to other people’s men, she’s gonna find herself the subject of a Bravo original series: “How I Caught a Beatdown on Camera.” Check out all the craziness that went down between her Phaedra, Apollo, and Kandi last night.

‘If Kenya Thinks She Looks So Much Like Beyonce, Why Can’t She Get Her Man To Put A Ring On It?’ RHOA Episode 10 Recap

January 7th, 2013 - By Brande Victorian
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Last night, the Atlanta girls were back to business as somewhat usual after returning from their Anguilla trip, but unfortunately some cast members didn’t leave their antics on the island. Kenya is still living in a fantasy on every front imaginable, but Walter brought her down to reality after one too many questions on Sunday night’s episode. And even though there was no “sip and see,” there was definitely a little kissing and telling. Click to see what went down.

Yeah OK: Tami Says The Next Season Of Basketball Wives Is Going To Be Family Oriented

December 19th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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I know Tami Roman is a bully, but I didn’t peg her for a liar. Unfortunately, I think she stretched the truth just a bit far in a recent interview with Coco Fab. The ladies over there asked her what was to come on the next season of “Basketball Wives,” and she claims we are going to be pleasantly surprised. Here’s what she told them:

“People are really going to be surprised at the approach we’re going to take this season because it’s more family oriented, not as much drama.What you’ve seen in past seasons was real, but that’s not how our lives are 98% of the time. We’re excited to show you more than just the drama.

“I’m a busy mom and I have a new show coming out and I’m focused on that. I’m really a loving person and you’ll see that on season five.”

They might claim the show will look more like “Hollywood Exes” but we’re not dealing with Hollywood Exes players, and we know VH1 don’t play that fun loving stuff — especially with this franchise.

Something else interesting that came out of Coco Fab’s reporting was that not only has Stephon Marbury’s wife, Tasha, joined season 5, so has Kevin Garnett’s wife, Brandi, and Dwight Howard’s ex, Hope Alexa. I imagine he’s kicking himself right now thinking about the fact that the producers got rid of his baby mama only to add his ex the very next season. Let this be (yet another) lesson about who you do the nasty with.

What you do you think about Tami’s claim that season 5 will be family oriented?

“Curb A** Beyotch, That’s What You Are!” RHOA Episode 7 Recap

December 17th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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When I tell you Nene is giving us life this season, I am not exaggerating. Last night she read everybody up, down, and sideways and didn’t let not one little detail slip past her when it came to the messiness of some of her castmates, proving Kenya isn’t the only person who this season wouldn’t have been the same without. Check out the highlights from last night.

‘Hold On To Your Weaves!’ RHOA Episode 6 Recap

December 10th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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Andy Cohen and the Bravo team deserve a round of applause for their casting work because they totally knew what they were doing when they brought on Kenya Moore this season. Every week I watch her antics and think, is this chick for real? And then I quietly shed a tear for single women everywhere who are likely being slapped with the bat ish crazy label just because one thirsty bird can’t go 30 seconds without mentioning the m-word or pushing up on the first semi-attractive man she sees. Unfortunately for the Real Housewives of Atlanta crew, Miss USA’s desperation isn’t limited to the ATL, in fact it only gets worse once she steps out of her element and on to the exotic island of Anguila. Check out the foolishness that popped off between her and the rest of the cast on last night’s episode.

‘If You Were The Right Kind Of Bish You Would Walk In Here And Say I’m Not Gone Fight’ RHOA Episode 5 Recap

December 3rd, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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Lord, and Andy Cohen, willing, last night was the actual last night fans of the Real Housewives of Atlanta would have to stomach the likes of Kim Zolciak on the Bravo TV show. Though the only white girl in the crew has added a certain level of drama to the series, at the fifth season, people are just about over her, and from last night’s episode she appears to be over the series as well. The good thing for the network — and reality TV suckers — is there’s plenty of new drama in town to take her place and we definitely saw that in full effect Sunday night. Check out the highlights of episode 5.

“You Don’t Explain Ignorance”: RHOA Episode 4 Recap

November 26th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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Another day, another week of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” drama. Last night we saw why these ladies continue to earn paychecks as part of the Bravo series, and how when it comes down to it just about every single woman on this show has a little — or a lot — of fakeness in her. Check out the highlights of episode 4.

“You’re On The Curb Where You Should Be” RHOA Episode 3 Recap

November 19th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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The “Real Housewives of Atlanta” doubled the drama last night when they introduced us to the second season 5 cast newbie Porsha Stewart. At first it seemed like Kenya Moore was going to be the only wild card this season, but if you caught any of episode 3 last night, you’d know something isn’t quite right with this one either, all of which makes me ask: What is really going on with women in the A??

Check out the highlights from last night’s show.

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