I better not find my mother posting pictures of herself in a bikini on Instagram. But then again, she’s still getting the hang of e-mail and using emoticons, so I think I’ll be okay…

But Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie (oh yeah, and Rob) need to come get momma Kris because she’s out here trying to show the Internet what she’s working with. Coincidentally, her 17-year-old daughter Kendall posted a photo yesterday of herself modeling a bikini for Colombian clothing line Agua Bendita, next to a pool, all greased up and fabulous. And less than two hours later, Kris Jenner decided that she wanted to show the world that she too can rock a bikini, and posted the above picture with the caption, “Last day of summer. Gonna miss you.” As you can see, in the photo, Kris is rocking a blue bikini top, a chunky statement necklace, and a face full of makeup, so this photo must have been for some type of photoshoot (or a lil somethin’ somethin’ for Bruce? *shudders at the thought*)

I’ll give Kris some credit, she doesn’t look bad at all. However, the thirst to expose every ounce of herself and her life to the world as if to say, “Look at me! I can do that too!” is a bit much. It never hurts to keep some things to yourself.

Since landing a spot on new daytime talk show The Real, it seems like we’ve heard more from Adrienne Bailon about her relationship with Rob Kardashian than we did during the past four years that they’ve been broken up and the time they were together combined. During a recent interview with the Jasmine Brand, the I’m in Love with a Church Girl actress shared why she’s still talking about that relationship so many years later, even though there’s a new man in her life. According to Adrienne, she never really discussed the relationship or break-up until now.

“I think, you know, as of lately, it takes a lot of courage to be real. And I think people don’t realize that it also takes an open heart and open mind and not to judge. You never know what somebody else’s life experiences, you know – what’s not and then there. It’s an hour’s show. I can’t tell you my whole life in an hour, but what I will say is that you know, I’ve also heard a lot of things like, ‘Why is she talking about Rob?’ I have to speak from a personal standpoint – I have only had 3 relationships in my entire life – like boyfriends. So it was my 1^st boyfriend, that was there for 10 years, Rob and then the man I’m with now. I can’t speak to you about what someone else’s experience – I can only talk to you about my life, my experience and Rob happens to be a part of that,” she started.

The 29-year-old actress went on to say that she hopes her experiences can keep someone else from making similar mistakes.

“I think it’s sad that people will judge and be like ‘Well, why are you talking about him years later?’ Well, it’s actually my 1^st time ever talking about it. He got his chance to speak about it on his reality show, where he read emails about me and talked about me – entire episodes that were about me that really didn’t get my approval. So four years later, for me to just share my experience, I’m not trying to hurt anybody. If anything, I want people to be able to learn from what I went through. Getting a tattoo on my A$$ – not the smartest idea. But hopefully there’s a young girl out there that is considering that, saying to herself ‘That’s not a smart idea. Adrienne did that. Rob did that – not a smart idea.’”

She adds that she believes Rob probably shares similar sentiments.

“I think he’d agree with that too so I’m sure he doesn’t want my name on his body either. Years later, I don’t think it’s saying anything negative but just keeping it real. And that’s my reality, that’s my life, that’s what I went through, and well, yeah.”

So what do you think of Adrienne’s explanation?

Sometimes it’s hard to even remember that Adrienne Bailon and Rob Kardashian were an item, especially considering all of the relationship drama he’s been through since they split back in 2010. But the truth of the matter is that they were a pair and Bailon has a little souvenir to keep their memory alive: a “ratchet” booty tattoo. The I’m in Love with a Church Girl actress confessed during an episode of The Real that during the height of her relationship with Rob, the daring pair went and got each other’s names tattooed on different parts of their bodies.

“I clearly can’t talk about tattoos.I’ve gotten pretty bad tattoos before,” Adrienne confessed to her co-hosts.

“Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. I don’t know what I was thinking. Laser tattoo removal, we are in the process. It’s awful, ten letter last name: Kardashian. It’s pretty bad, yeah. Now that is a ratchet tattoo. I made a very bad decision.”

“It actually says Robert A. Kardashian. He has Adrienne Eliza Bailon on his rib. That was pretty bad, too.”

When her clearly intrigued co-hosts asked how she managed to fit such a long name on her tush, she responded:

“Mr. Cartoon did my tattoo. It was sized down so much to where it almost started looking like a little black blob. It’s bad.”

The 29-year-old singer-turned-actress then went on to jokingly discourage anyone who may be considering following in her footsteps.

“Don’t follow my example.”

“Booty tattoos, names of other men, it’s all ratchet. Don’t do it.”

In case you were wondering, Rob and Adrienne split back in 2010 because he was unfaithful.

Turn the page for footage of the clip.

Back in March, a California woman by the name of Andra Vaik filed a police report claiming that Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Rob Kardashian assaulted her and stole her property. Now, TMZ is reporting that Vaik has also filed a lawsuit against the 26-year-old reality TV personality.

The way the story is being told, Vaik works for a photography agency and she was waiting around a West Hollywood fitness center, hoping to get a shot of a shirtless Rob after his workout session. When Rob realized that Vaik snapped shirtless photos of him, he allegedly lost it, snatching the memory card out of the camera. A rep from the agency also said that Rob fled the scene with the memory card in his hand and promised to pay for it later. The backstory is that Rob was in the middle of a weight loss program and didn’t want unflattering shirtless photos of himself to get out. Now we hear that Vaik is suing Rob over the incident.

“While this case is still in the preliminary stage, it is clear from our investigation that Robert Kardashian’s violent behavior and his use of force towards Ms. Vaik was completely unjustified,” Vaik’s attorney told TMZ.

Rob has previously defended himself against the allegations, saying that Vaik was trespassing on private property because she was hiding out in the gym’s parking garage. Witnesses have come forward saying that Vaik was in fact in the garage, hiding out in her car. It is still unknown how Vaik was able to get pass the security gate to hide out in the parking lot.

Rob has been on a weight loss journey for some time now and hopes to drop 40 lbs by the 4th of July.

“I lost 5 to 7 [pounds]. I’m trying to lose 40. It’s a little journey, but it’s good. . . I’m like 240 right now, probably 235,” he told Us Weekly during a March interview.

Do you think Rob was justified in snatching the photographer’s memory card?

Whenever a celebrity first gets on, they, naturally, always want to introduce the people around them to the life of luxury they’ll soon be accustomed to. Some people get a house, others get cars, but then there are some family members and friends who make freeloading a way of life once someone they know starts getting paid. You know, they stop working like they’re they ones bringing home the bacon. Here are some of the worst offenders.

Lamar Odom’s Father

Lamar Odom’s father should be ashamed. He hasn’t been a part of his son’s life for decades. But as soon as he realized what he’s been missing, he returns with his hands out. That’s very tasteless. This poor old man was begging on TV for tickets to the game and whatever else he could stiff Lamar on. Lamar is being played because as everyone says,” you only get one father”.

Remember a few months back when we told you about Rob Kardashian going bananas on Twitter about Rita Ora after their split as a romantic item? The rant was pretty disrespectful whether the claims he put out there about her were true or not (since adults shouldn’t expose people’s sexual lives on social media…or at least they shouldn’t), and included him saying she slept around on him with 20 guys, and ended it with such statements as, “How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!”

“I never actually thought it was a relationship in all honesty. I never mentally defined it as boyfriend/girlfriend. When I split up with him, I said, ‘It’s because I’m never there, I don’t know how to do it.’ That’s all I said, then … the rest happened. He obviously felt that creating myths was the way forward.”

“When you are involved with someone for a while and they decide to express their feelings to the public, well, that’s not my personal way of therapy but I guess everyone takes split-ups differently. You should have to sit an exam before you go on Twitter. To see if you’re mentally stable.”

 

Everyone has been on Kenya Moore’s back about fabricating her relationship to get on the Real Housewives of Atlanta,  but while it’s fun to hate on Kenya and that attitude of hers, let’s not act like she’s the only person that might be frontin’ a relationship for publicity’s sake. Half of the relationships in Hollywood are business deals and these are just a handful of the celebrity couples who don’t seem sincere at all.

When Rob Kardashian took to Twitter to rant about how his now ex-girlfriend Rita Ora cheated on him with 20 dudes, my first reactions weren’t, “Rob, oh you poor baby” or “That Slore!” No. My first thought was, “Dude, get a grip!” It’s funny how most of the comments I read on social media sites that covered this “story” seemed to echo my same sentiments – that Rob was pretty much acting like a sissy who needs to stay off of Twitter and get over it. He did have some sympathizers but for the most part, folks thought he was acting like a little bit of a “girl.”

Sure, anyone who airs their dirty laundry on a social media site may be considered unstable, overly emotional or plain crazy – but women seem to get more of a pass with this type of behavior than men do. There are certain traits that can be considered gender specific, and a man scorned on a Twitter tirade is not considered to be masculine by any stretch of the imagination. Some women even blamed Rob for being cheated on, saying if he were more of a man, she might not have strayed. It’s not right, and it can be said it’s a double-standard, but sometimes we just don’t expect a man to be this “emotional.” Most women, whether they admit it or not, desire an Alpha male, and they’re are not always easy to spot at first glance. If you’re unsure if you’re dating a man or a mouse, look out for these signs that he just might be a punk.

On Monday we reported that Rob Kardashian went on an all out Twitter rant where it seemed that he was blaming his ex-girlfriend Rita Ora’s infidelity for the couple’s recent split. In the tweets he proceeded to expose the unnamed woman for sleeping with “20 dudes” while they were together. Considering the fact that the these tweets came only days after word of the couple’s split had been making its way around the rumor mill and that other details included in the rant seemed to accurately describe the British pop sensation, almost everyone assumed that she was the woman he was referring to. However, it seems that today the story is taking a new turn. In a recent interview with Glamour UK, the 22-year-old songstress opens up about her relationship and breakup with the Robbie and according to her, they broke up because of the strain the distance was putting on them and their relationship — not that she would own up to sleeping with 20 random men or anything.

“I’m not going out with Rob. We were close for a while, but it didn’t work because I was never there. I was like a ghost. I used to get so frustrated with myself and then wonder why I was angry, so I decided it was best to keep it friendly — especially at the moment, when there’s so much going on.”

She also revealed that she was never in love with Rob.

“In 22 years, there’s been nothing. I have had young fascinations but never love. I think it’s my only weakness. I’m scared of letting my guard down, and if I feel in love with someone now, he’d have to try ten times harder to break it down.”

Rob also seems to be doing some backtracking as he recently took to his Twitter page to claim that he was talking about Rita in his emotional rant the other day.

“Just so we clear I never once mentioned “Rita Ora” in any of my tweets or even used the word “wh*re” and I never would. I respect women.”

“I speak truth. I’m a very real dude and everything I say I mean… But never called anyone specific a wh*re and said any names. You all did.”

“Sad that the media created negativity for a young artist new to the game that is working so hard to make it. Never mentioned any names.”

Right, whatever Rob. I’m no Olivia Pope but my gut tells me that Rita’s lawyers tore Rob a new one for being a sour puss and making false accusations about her because his little feelings got hurt and now he’s trying to pull his foot out of his mouth. Pull your skirt down, Rob. Your panties are showing.

What do you think of Rob’s latest claims?

Jazmine Denise is a news writer for madamenoire.com. Follow her on Twitter @jazminedenise 

 

Sisters of celebrity men often don’t have to do much to get a little media attention, particularly if they’re attractive in the conventional Hollywood sense. But for brothers, it’s not quite so easy. Even if the guy is decent looking or even talented it seems to be understood that it’s not cool to ride the coattails of your sister(s)’ success, so often these less-popular brothers end up becoming obscure non-mother-effing factors so to speak. Much like it can be a little intimidating for a man to be with a woman who is the breadwinner, it’s not easy being the semi-tried to be famous-sibling of a bigger celebrity. Bottom line, you get no love. Check out the bros who’ve been getting played.