It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the hilarious reader comments of the week again. This week you all were a little heavier on the sarcasm and lighter on the funny, but the cynical comments make us chuckled too. Here are the ones that had us going this week. And FYI, ya’ll know you didn’t have to go in on Star like that on Facebook. SMH

A Ratchet Family Affair: Brian McKnight’s Got His Kids Rapping About Adult Videos Now

NM: *sigh* Who knew Brian McKnight would devolve into Too Short?!

Rude Boys! Rihanna Sues Ex-Accountants For Lost Millions and Mismanagement

Marilyn J. Wiley: Rih better go Man Down on that accountant

Really Kells? R. Kelly Says ‘The Notebook’ Made Him Get a Divorce

Tee Elyse: … ain’t nobody thinking about “Pee Pee La-Pew!”

Evening Eye Candy: Romeo Miller

Stragi: He could get it on a Sunday Morning before Sunday School….I’m just sayin….

Check His Footwork: What His Shoes Say About Him

MLS2698: [It's] not good for a grown man to be wearing the same shoes as your little cousin. Also, if you wore Adidas when Run DMC was holding them up at their concert, just leave it alone.

Wonder What Eddie Is Thinking…? Rocsi and Eddie Murphy Are Officially Booed Up

Shannon Shelton: This is a bizzare pair. Johnny Gill is somewhere with a gas can and a Bic.

Victoria grooves: They found love in a gold digger/creepy old man plaaaace

Why Won’t People Let Barack Obama Be Black?

Nae MzBawss Dowling: I normally have respect for my elders but when i see him [Morgan Freeman] in the streets im whooping his old a**. *Walks Out Room*

Watch What You Tweet: Holly Robinson Peete Checks 50 Cent Over Autistic Twitter ‘Joke’

QueenBre Williams: 50 has some nerve to talk about someone’s looks. He has all that money and still hasn’t fixed that grill of his. Negro can’t even close his mouth!!!

MLS2698: Mumbling mutha*******, right?

Shade-y: Star Jones Says Anderson Cooper Only Came Out For Ratings Just Like Oprah Said She Did Crack In The ’90s

Tanica Rochelle Stewart: Oh…like when she flaunted her wedding all over The View when she was anchor? Like when she claimed she lost all that weight from “eating right” but then mentioned she had “procedure” done just to sell that raggedy a** book of hers? Here’s another question: Has this b**** even found a job yet?

Brittney Raphael: Star needs to have a seat…on a plane and never come back.

Veronica Williams: This b**** is forever throwing shade in one way or another. Told y’all ’bout Star. She’s that one chick errrybody just wanna smack one good time.

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Happy Friday Funny Ladies!

It’s that time again where we bring you a recap of the funniest things you had to say over the past seven days, and as usual you did not disappoint. This week celebs were on some other type of stuff and you didn’t hesitate to call them out on it. Here are the reader comments that had us cracking up this week.

Well DUH! ‘The Voice’ Alum Frenchie Davis Reveals She’s a Lesbian

Yep I said it: Ray Charles could see that as far as coming out the closet… That must be a walkin closet

Scandalous: X Factor’s Stacy Francis Admits Megachurch Bishop Noel Jones is Child’s Father

B from NY: Well we know bishop eddie long stroke wasn’t the daddy she don’t have the right parts to be on his praise and worship team

Allison Mathis: If Chris Bosh Wouldn’t Have Kept Me From Joining ‘Basketball Wives,” I Wouldn’t Need Food Stamps

Victoria grooves: Have u checked mcdonalds? They always hiring

Uh Oh: LisaRaye Already Has a Problem With ‘Hollywood Exes’

Mbutterflii: I need LisaRaye to stop talking like she just left a plantation and have a _/

‘It Showed Me Who My Friends Are’: Mary J Blige Finally Talks About That Infamous Burger King Commercial

Ms. Blue: I honestly didn’t think the Burger commercial was that serious. People made a big deal out of nothing. Folks acted like she was n*ked doing a b**ty dance holding a chicken sandwich. Geez.

Not That Serious: Tamar Braxton Threatens To Sue K. Michelle Over Muppet, ‘We Jump Gates’ Comment

DIDSHEGOTHERE?:Tamar need to have several seats… As a matter of fact, just lay down somewhere cause she is really “DOING THE MOST”!!!

Tyra Banks Dares You To Find Someone With a Forehead Bigger Than Hers

FromUR2UB: I’d have to see a side by side. I was sure Rihanna has the bigger forehead. All that space should draw some additional income.

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You’ve done it again and given us a nice collection of hilarious responses to some of the celebrity nonsense we’ve reported this week. The ratcheter the story (yeah, we just made that up), the funnier the comments on Facebook and the site so enjoy this mini-roundup of laugh-out-loud reactions to this week’s stories on this Friday afternoon.

Tamar Braxton’s Throwing Shade on K. Michelle Because of Her Past Relationship With Memphitz

Darling Dara Bell: Tamar sit down …..in a professional hairstylist chair…..and get that wig tamed ….thats what you do …..until then girl bye.com

Men Interested in Being AKAs File Discrimination Lawsuit

In my Money Mike voice “You are a boy, Damon!”

Maino Who? Lil Kim Has a New Boo Thang

SicSadWorld: Damn kim out here looking like V for Vendetta…..SMH

I Don’t Know Your Stats, But I Know You’re FINE: 6 NBA Finals Cuties Who Bring The Thunder & The Heat!

Mario Chalmers can get it any day of the week and twice on Sunday. I would drink that man bath water, lol.

It Pays To Be Halle Berry’s Baby Daddy: Judge Grants Gabriel $20K/Month In Child Support

KT: What the green beans is this?!

Tom Joyner, Have a Seat: Radio Host Says It’s Disrespectful of Tracey To Bring Deion Around Babyface

Gimmeabreak78: Tom Joyner needs to find a really large chair and have a seat.

Nobody Wants To See That: Joseline Tweets Naked Pic To Dispel Rumors She’s Really a Man

Kittenheelskeyna: I’m sorry south American women and Asian women make the best Lady Boys.There are set of dingleberries hiding somewhere on Juan.

Officially on Baby Bump Watch: Amber Rose Giving Up Singing Career to Start a Family

Zettai: HA! WHAT singing “career”?! Is she serious? I think Amber Rose forgets that she is famous for two things: screwing Kanye West and being baldheaded.

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Another Friday, another end to a week of hilarious comments from none other than our favorite people, our readers. We appreciate you keeping the laughs coming and we see the crazier the article, the funnier the comments. Given the ridiculousness going on in Hollyweird this week you definitely did not disappoint. Here’s a roundup of the funniest remarks:

Do You Agree With The Message? High School Teacher Tells Graduating Class “You’re Nothing Special”

Candice Bryant: I completely agree with him. These days we’re having graduation for kindergartners. Kindergartners! I mean really, how hard is it to eat paste and take naps?

Is Kraft Really Making a Statement on Biracial Identity In New Milkbite Ads?

Jameka Stuckey: Wheeeeew…they are reaching harder than a man with short arms and deep pockets. Geesh

Brian White Thinks He’s Teaching Black Women Lessons By Playing Negative Black Males On Screen

Myrna Orvam: OH..so nobody is going to mention his spray on hairline though?? Okay…moving on..

Men Interested in Alpha Kappa Alpha: Where I Think MIAKA Goes Wrong

Tara Shenéa: In the infamous words of Sweet Brown “Ain’t nobody got time fuh dat!” Tell each and every one of them candle wicks to have a => \_ #GTFOHWTBS

Boy, Stop: Usher Thinks He Could Get an Oscar For Being ‘Properly Casted’ as Sugar Ray Leonard

PeachesTheWriter: “Jus’ ’cause you got some abs, don’t make you Sugar Ray Leonard!”

Who doesn’t need a good laugh on a Friday? This weekly post has been on a bit of a hiatus but we’re happy to bring it back for you recap style. As much as we try to keep our posts witty and on point, some of you ladies—and men—downright one-up us with your hilarious one-liners and shady comments about the topics of the week, and you’re not even trying to be funny.

We appreciate the humor and the chuckles you provide so we figured why not put the funniest responses all in one place, especially since it’s a good chance you might have missed a few here and there between Facebook, Twitter, and the site. So, without further ado here are this week’s honorable mentions (chopped and screwed in some cases to get to the funny part):

Uncle Russ Wants To School Us On The N-Word and Why It’s Cool For White People To Use It

Ladybug94: Uncle Russ can’t school me on anything. Next he’s gonna come out with the “N*gga Rush Card”. He needs to go soak his dentures.

Why Foreplay Is Important (It’s Not What You Think)

November’s Finest: Extremely important. If you don’t warm up a cold car first it may stall on you,

Do You Know the Difference Between a “Hater” and Someone With An Opinion?

TRUTH: Only mental midgets will call you a hater when your opinion do not match theirs! How do you become a hater after expressing your views?!? *confused look*

Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks She’s a N*gga In Paris For Real, Twitterverse Does Not Agree

SHE IS WRONG. White folks think because they get behind the scenes in our (Black) lives that they automatically get a pass. Cancel her @$$. *In my Nino Brown voice*

Have a Seat: Brian McKnight and Chris Brown Have Beef…Via Twitter of Course

VivsMom: McKnight is so wrong it’s not even funny. Don’t throw shade when your windows are foggy, ask the Ex-wife.

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