Whether they eloped in Vegas or had a grand ceremony and reception in New York City, your friend and her boo decided that marriage was the next step in their relationship. Most people hate to admit it, but things really do change after marriage, and hey, they need to. The status bar is raised a bit higher and expectations may change, all in an attempt to solidify the dream of those 2.5 children and that white picket fence.

Things may have been all good before marriage, but your girl’s opinion about certain topics may have changed. Therefore, certain things aren’t cool to joke about and some things have to be off limits. Indeed, there are just some things you shouldn’t say to a married woman, and here are a few of them that won’t get the best reaction.