As much as we love to see them rise, we love even more to see them fall. They’re the belles of the blogosphere for a month or two and before we know it, their horse and carriage careens into the land of obscurity before turning into just a regular old pumpkin. So I’m sending out an Amber Alert for the list of following celebrities. Do you know what they’re up to now?

The decision by Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana to become a Adult Videos star obviously grabbed quite a few headlines (as of Tuesday, the term “Montana Fishburne sex tape” is one of the hottest searches on Google).  When it comes to the choices of news media, a steamy sex story about a celebrity will always trump mass murder in foreign countries or the threat of nuclear war.  We Americans are fortunate enough that we can ignore important stuff and focus on the ridiculous.

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