As women, loving the body we see in the mirror can be an arduous task. So arduous, in fact,  many of us never master it. Countless women will spend minutes, hours, even days of their lives comparing themselves to other women, whether they see them on the street, on a magazine cover or on their television screens. We receive so many messages about what female beauty is supposed to be, it can be hard to accept the reality. We asked some of our followers to describe what they considered to be flaws on their body. We didn’t ask them to do this so we could all laugh at our fellow sisters or throw a pity party. We did this so we could show that no woman is completely happy with her body but the key is learning to accept what you have and make the best of it. After reading some of these body quirks perhaps you realize one of these things:

1.) My quirks aren’t that bad.

2.) I’m not alone.

3.) This process of putting it all out there, helps us to accept what we have and move on.

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As much as we, the editors, strive to entertain you and hold your attention each and every day of the week, you (our lovely readers) keep us in stitches with your hilarious reactions and sharp responses to our daily posts. Some of you get extra personal in your comments, and some of you just let us have it! Hey, we ain’t mad. How else can we improve on our craft?

In any case, we’re using this weekly post to highlight some of the more hilarious and the best comments on our stories from the week. Enjoy! And keep ‘em coming!

Ask the Luv Coach: “He is Not Interested in Sex With Me Anymore”

NieCee McFarlane: Next!! Fool don’t play with me, you love me but you don’t want to knock boots? Get outta here with that, not trying to hear you.” I’m so done” (in my Jacob’s voice)

Chaundra QueenBee Moses: Love and sex go hand & hand!!… If he don”t want the sex, love is obviously nonexistent!!!..moving rite along hunny chile!!

Holly Wood: If he isnt bcomn A Christain…
if he isnt making Mo Money…
if he isnt on Drugs…
thn he has anotha
Homie Lovr Friend.
Hands Down!

As much as we, the editors, strive to entertain you and hold your attention each and every day of the week, you (our lovely readers) keep us in stitches with your hilarious reactions and sharp responses to our daily posts. Some of you get extra personal in your comments, and some of you just let us have it! Hey, we ain’t mad. How else can we improve on our craft?

In any case, though we have the pleasure of hosting some pretty serious discussions on Madame Noire and appreciate some of the more deeper reflections and comments from you guys, we’re reserving this post to highlight some of the more hilarious and light-hearted comments from the week. Enjoy! And keep ‘em coming!

Tracie Marshall in response to Morning Jam: Ghost Town DJs “My Boo”

I LOVE THIS SONG!!! *jumps up on her cubicle desk and starts bootyshakin*

As much as we, the editors, strive to entertain you and hold your attention each and every day of the week, you (our lovely readers) keep us in stitches with your hilarious reactions and sharp responses to our daily posts. Some of you get extra personal in your comments, and some of you just let us have it! Hey, we ain’t mad. How else can we improve on our craft?

In any case, though we have the pleasure of hosting some pretty serious discussions on Madame Noire and appreciate some of the more deeper reflections and comments from you guys, we’re reserving this post to highlight some of the more hilarious and light-hearted comments from the week. Enjoy! And keep ‘em coming! Shout out to JustAshley and ShooShoo Fontana for providing the funniest commentary of the week.

Comments in response to Falling In Love With An Ugly Man

“The Dream is not Ugly!! Just Chubby..Now Seal and Heidi Klum would of been a better portrait for the article…”

“I’ve dated a few Shreks and Gargamel’s in my life and it was because they had other qualities that mattered more to me than looks. If you date an unattractive guy you have to do it for the right reasons, and if you don’t- the first time that Ugly Duckling starts to act up- you’ll be mad at him for being “double ugly” (ugly inside and out) and you’ll be mad at yourself for believing the Beauty and the Beast fantasies. #I’mJustSayin’ LOL” - JustAshley

As much as we, the editors, strive to entertain you and hold your attention each and every day of the week, you (our lovely readers) keep us in stitches with your hilarious reactions and sharp responses to our daily posts. Some of you get extra personal in your comments, and some of you just let us have it! Hey, we ain’t mad. How else can we improve on our craft?

In any case, though we have the pleasure of hosting some pretty serious discussions on Madame Noire and appreciate some of the more deeper reflections and comments from you guys, we’re reserving this post to highlight some of the more hilarious and light-hearted comments from the week. Enjoy! And keep ‘em coming!

Comment from 8 Reasons To Date An African Man

” I don’t remember where they were from. But they were also a couple of the worse sexual experiences ever as well. One kept licking my nostrils and eyes and practically slobbering in my ear, plus yanking my hair like he wanted to pull it out. And someone told him all black woman liked Hennessey and he kept trying to pour that crap down my throat. Ugh. never even spoke to him again.”