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‘Chris Brown Looks Like Sisqo And Teck’s Love Child’ And Other Hilariously Shady Comments This Week

January 25th, 2013 - By Madame Noire
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Source: WENN/Instagram

Source: WENN/Instagram

 

‘BEFORE US THERE WASN’T ANY BEYONCÉ’: KIMORA LEE SIMMONS SAYS SHE AND RUSSELL SET THE ‘BLUEPRINT’ FOR CELEBS IN FASHION

TeahMonae: Kimora, you need to give Cynthia Bailey a big hug and kiss every time you see her. If she had’ve married Russell, you’d be just another washed up old model.

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF ASHANTI’S PEFECTLY MADE UP, ‘LOOK AT MY PELVIC BONE WHILE I PRETEND TO SLEEP,’ POSE

Impressed: She is finally displaying her talent “Sleeping while Standing”. She should have done this a long time ago and skipped the singing and acting!

 

GET YOUR LIFE: ERICA MENA THREATENS RADIO PERSONALITY ANGELA YEE VIA TWITTER AND SHOWS UP AT HER JOB

CoCo Lee: I jus want this Angry Bird 2 fly away and never come back…

TatianaLu: Alright Jazmine Denise Rogers Erica is going to be after you next on twitter Lol or showing up to Madame Noire Headquarters with 2 packs of yaki and some glue for ya! Lol j/K

 

‘I LIKE TO ROLL WITH TEAM RIGHT’: THE HOUSEWIVES CHOOSE SIDES IN DONKEY BOOTY DRAMA

Meyaka: I am “team y’all are too old for this bull whack,so get your life and fix it”

Realadulttalk: I’m team “Don’t make a workout video if you don’t have a worked out body”

 

YOU BETTER CHECK THAT ‘TUDE IF YOU WANT A PAYCHECK! CELEBS WHO GOT FIRED FOR THEIR ATTITUDES

York: Why Star Jones look like a furry devil

 

DID YOU KNOW THEY DATED? 11 EVEN MORE SURPRISING CELEB RELATIONSHIPS YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT!

Sista2sista: da brat and a.i. may have shared the same braider but bed i doubt

 

‘CHRIS BROWN BE LOOKING LIKE A CR**KHEAD SOMETIMES’: JOSELINE HERNANDEZ THINKS RIH RIH IS TOO GOOD FOR BREEZY

SunshineBlossom: Birds of a feather Ho together

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF CHRIS BROWN LOOKING A CRAZY, CONFUSED MESS

Kay: “They tried to make me go to rehab and I said No……No…..No”

me2: He looks like sisqo and tek (from the real world)’s love child…..that also happens to still think it’s 1999.

 

Perhaps She Should’ve Stayed A Housewife: Uncle Sam’s Put A Tax Lien On Sheree

KayBee: “Who gon’ check me, Boo?” The I-Arrah-S…that’s who.

 

SMH: 17-YEAR-OLD RAPPER CHIEF KEEF SUED FOR CHILD SUPPORT BY A GIRL IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL

Lola: Paying child support, thats that s**t he wont like

‘Consequence Got Them Hysterectomy Teeth’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

January 18th, 2013 - By Madame Noire
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Source: WENN

Source: WENN

SHE ROCK THEM (8FT) HIPS! MEET MIKEL RUFFINELLI, THE PROUD OWNER OF THE BIGGEST HIPS IN THE WORLD

Ms_Mara: I guess if I told her to “have several seats” she wouldn’t really have much choice…

 

UMM WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? ORGANIZATION ANGRY LEDISI PULLS OUT OF PERFORMANCE TO SING AT INAUGURATION

Kierah: It ain’t like she canceled to sing Happy Birthday at the damn Cracker Barrel! Sheesh

 

Source: Blog.VH1

Source: Blog.VH1

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF CONSEQUENCE AND HIS LITTLE MAN

Who_Der: That’s them hysterectomy teeth!

VirgoStarr: See Daddy, I look cute with my mouth open. You don’t.

 

“MY BREAST MILK WAS SWEETER THAN TAMERA’S PLACENTA” THE MOWRY TWINS CONTINUE THE MOTHERLY SHARING

Cheekee baby: The Fawk . . . .

 

THIRSTY MUCH? WALTER BEGS ANDY COHEN TO GO ON WWHL AND PROVE KENYA’S A LIAR

Cakester: He should definitely have a seat, at the dermatologist first, then in one of his tow trucks. Nobody is checking for Walter anymore. Kenya being crazy in the new story line, not Kenya’s fake boyfriend. We’ve passed that point, now be gone with the wind!

SheBe: And twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl….

 

EVENING EYE CANDY: (BASE)BALLER MATT KEMP

TRUTH IS: He can violate my uterus anytime. Call me Matt ;-p

 

SOMEBODY DONE TOLD HIM WRONG: MARLON WAYANS TELLS MN HE DOESN’T THINK HE’S SEXAY

Sabrina: Boy, stop! You are fine like wine, looking better with time. Campbell’s mmm mmm mmm, good! …I need some water. The thirst is REAL!

 

‘Bottom Line Is, I Will F**k Somebody Up About My Man:’ RHOA Episode 11 Recap

Miss_Understood  Cookie: Her ship is sinking?? Honey that ship just passed the Santa Maria..

 

MN’S MONDAY (HOT A**) MESS: KENYA MOORE PERFORMS ‘GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS’ LIVE

UmmNO: She’s not serious about her life.

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WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF FUNKY DINEVA AT MIMI’S BIRTHDAY PARTY

Kierah: Did someone slap Funky Dineva with a bottle of French’s mustard?

‘This Is As Classy As Cutting Up A Banana With My V*g*na’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

January 11th, 2013 - By madamenoire
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Source: Shutterstock

IS THAT WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING?! KEVIN GARNETT ALLEGEDLY TOLD MELO LALA TASTES LIKE HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

Charise Jerve’ Harper: Well she has the personality of Kix!

Kierah: There is a season and reason for everything. There is also a season to get your teeth knocked out and for KG, this was one of those times.

 

“I THOUGHT SHE RAPPED…OR WHATEVER”: MARIAH TALKS NICKI MINAJ WITH BARBARA WALTERS

Yeppers: OOOOHHHH this bish is SHAKIN THE TABLE!!!!

 

HEY PAPI: JAY-Z SHARES CUTE PHOTO OF BLUE IVY “PLAYING” UNO DURING THE FAMILY’S BAHAMAS VACATION

JaneDoe: They should have named her Blue Shadow bc it seems thats all we’ll ever see..

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF BADDIE BEY AND HER UNDERBOOB ON THE COVER OF GQ

A.J. : “Stretch marks? What are these strange things of which you speak?”

 

DIANA ROSS DENIED SERVICE AT BEVERLY HILLS RESTAURANT?

SheBe: Why do her wigs look like she shaved a Labradoodle? Come on Diana….

 

WELL, IT’S ABOUT TIME: JENNIFER WILLIAMS FINALLY GOES PUBLIC WITH HER NEW MAN

StillJUICYbaby!: You have to admit she likes big head men…lol. but at least he doesn’t have knots and lumps, like he is koota kinte’s lost son.

 

THE BEST WE’VE EVER SEEN HER: JOSELINE HERNANDEZ & STEVIE J COVER BLACK MEN MAGAZINE

IllyPhilly: Dead at Joseline and Stevie J’s names next to classy. Yeah, it’s as classy as cutting up a banana with my v*g*na.

 

BALDING HAIR DON’T CARE: MEN WHO NEED TO QUIT PLAYING AND CUT IT OFF ALREADY

Miss D: Coolio looks like a hood reindeer. Cut the braids off mayne.

 

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE OFF THE TOP? LALA SAYS THE MAKERS OF HONEY NUT CHEERIOS OWE HER SOME ENDORSEMENT CASH

Pretty1908: lala probably taste like boring

‘Why Is Jackie Dressed Like A Bootleg Coach Bag’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

December 14th, 2012 - By madamenoire
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Ask A Very Smart Brotha: He Wants To Wear A Cape During Sex…

Ms_Mara: If you gonna put in work, shoot, I might make the cape for ya my damn self.

 

WHAT CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PICTURE OF MARIO LOPEZ’S CHEEKY CHRISTMAS

realadulttalk: “Look ma-no pants”

 

See My Days Are Cold Without You…Nelly Rumored To Have Split With Ashanti Over Cheating

Meyaka: But nelly I tought she was just your “homegirl”? That’s what you get,it’s her kitty and if she wants to wipe the floor with it,it’s her choice.

 

You Bet Not Put That In The Trash! Stuff Black Folks Do Not Throw Away — Ever

RJA: I can relate to every last one of these. Matter of fact I got my old grease in an old margarine container LOL

 

EVERYBODY’S TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF: EVELYN LOZADA FOLLOWS IN WENDY’S FOOTSTEPS WITH PETA AD

EspressoBean: PETA is for when the pitches to Playboy are turned down. If fur was a trend all of those broads would be decked out like a Build-a-Bear.

 

‘I’M EMBARRASSED I ALLOWED A DECEITFUL AND HATEFUL PERSON IN MY LIFE’: KENYA MOORE SPEAKS ON FAKE RELATIONSHIP

Mia: It’s got to be a sad, sad day for a so called “beauty queen” when you get dissed by Chubby Checker. Prayers for Kenya…

 

SAY WHAT NOW? 5 CRAZY THINGS WE LEARNED DURING PART 1 OF THE BASKETBALL WIVES LA REUNION

Tamz: Why was Jackie dressed like a bootleg Coach bag?

 

WHAT CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PICTURE OF DIDDY FRYING EGGS

Bap: Would you like yo eggs fried or fertilized?!!?

‘Why Joseline Got That Supremes-Marvelettes Wig On’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

December 7th, 2012 - By madamenoire
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YA’LL DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT JACKIE CHRISTIE IS THINKING ABOUT DOING

Say What?: Here I was clicking on the article hoping she was saying she was going to have a seat. That being said there are plenty of places to sit down at the Playboy Mansion, I just hope her legs aren’t in spread eagle form when she does…

LEAVE THAT LIL’ BOY ALONE! KARRINE STEFFANS RELEASES VIDEO OF HER AND BOW WOW SPENDING ‘QUALITY TIME’

Chereese:  If she dont sit her old 7-11 azz down. Damn near every guy has ran through her like a tunnel. What she needs to do is stop being a HOOVER VACUUM CLEANER with her mouth and be a mother to her son.

GUESS EVERYONE WANTS A HAND IN EXPLOITING THE CHURCH – LIFETIME ANNOUNCES NEW SHOW, ‘PREACHERS’ DAUGHTERS’

Say What?: Preacher kids are FREAKS! I remember this one kid from school, whose dad was a preacher and he would regularly take girls to the church to sleep with and his dad was no better sleeping with half the congregation. Between the two of them sleeping around so much it made me read the bible cause I was sure that there must be a commandment that said, “Thou Shall Not Waste A Nut!”

‘POST-SEX BLUES’: DO YOU SUFFER FROM IT?

Say What?: After sex I always get a little sad cause it’s over and then I get hungry. Sometimes I’m just laying there thinking, “Damn I could f*** up some ribs right now!”

‘TAMAR HAS THE SAME THING MICHAEL JACKSON HAD’: VINCE SHUTS DOWN SKIN BLEACHING RUMORS

JustSayin : Yes; she does have what Michael Jackson has… a great dermatologist. Now; what is her excuse for those awful lace front wigs? Cuz; Michael Jackson stayed whipping his hair back & forth with no problem.

DOES THAT CHANGE THE LEGACY? RHOA’S PORSHA STEWART IS SUPPOSEDLY A REFORMED VIDEO VIXEN

Ashe: I don’t really care that Porsha was in a music video a while ago. I am more concerned that she is a grown woman who thinks that there are 265 days in a year. Has anyone ever shown her a calendar? Just curious.

THANK GOD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE CORNROWS! CELEBRITIES WHO LOOK BETTER WITHOUT THE BRAIDS

Sheesh: Venus and Serena look like a jacked up Milli Vanilli with those beads. Thank god, they found a stylist!!

Who They Attracting With That Line, ‘What’s Your Name, What’s Your Sign?’ Corny Pick-Up Lines That Get A Pass

Tee Elyse: I had a guy come up to me in the club one time and say “Can a brother of my complexion step in your direction?” I was thinking in my head “If this Jerome-in-the-house looking a$$ n-word don’t get away from me!” LOL.. haven’t been out clubbing since!!

No One Likes A Cheater: Kenya Moore’s Man Walter Spotted All Up On Another Woman

Cleo: I’m sorry but Walter’s big ole head and satellite ears were distracting me…how could any woman want to be involved with light skin version of moesha’s dad.

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF CASSIE AND JOSELINE

VirgoStarr: This is easy…Gonna make this a riddle.Who has the most talent in this picture?

Answer: The vacuum in the background. Its supposed to suck.

Jaiah Jaxon: Cassie’s PSA “Quick Diddy please put a ring on it! This is where I’ll end up if you don’t!” Lol

‘The Only Thing Keyshia Cole Is Mixed With Is Gin And Juice’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

November 30th, 2012 - By MN Editor
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Source: WENN

JAMIE, LEO AND KERRY COVER VIBE AND TALK EARLY CRITICISM OF “DJANGO UNCHAINED” BY BLACK FOLKS AND CONTROVERSY

Ms_GuessWho: Jamie’s hairline has been through more transformations than Joan Rivers.

Mizz_White: Did they photoshop a large ashy hand onto Jamie’s body or did Mr. Bishop eat a whole bunch of Ritz crackers and get his hand covered in cracker dust?

 

NENE LEAKES SAYS BLACK FOLK CAN’T BE HAPPY FOR HER SUCCESS, DENIES CLAIMS BENTLEY WAS REPOSSESSED

Kickash: How much more do people want her to struggle? you already see her struggling every day, i mean she’s 8 ft tall with a platinum helmet for hair. if that’s not a struggle idk what is.

 

YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHO THIS IS: ANOTHER 90′S SITCOM ACTRESS HAS GONE THROUGH MAJOR CHANGES

Jamie: Uh uh this is not the same girl y’all got her mixed up with fu yang that works at the Chinese buffet on 5th street!

 

WE’D RATHER SHE WEAR FUR: WENDY WILLIAMS DROPS HER DRAWLS (BUT KEEPS ON HER WIG) FOR PETA

Bigdede: This just makes me want to kill, skin, and eat every cute animal I see

Cleo: Well look at that young man…hmm

 

PASS OR PLAY? AVANT AND KEKE WYATT RELEASE VIDEO FOR “YOU & I”

Kendra Hawkins: Looks like they shot this video in a Sears portrait studio. I hope they got complimentary 3 x 5s.

Miss_Understood: They look like the first couple of a Missionary Baptist Church in Detroit

 

OH, BOY: JOSELINE TAKES STEBIE BACK AFTER OUTING HIM AS A BI-SEXUAL DRUG ADDICT

MLS2698: And this is why there is a World AIDS DAY……..

ANTMilf: Aw cute, Steebie and Jose` are back together again, my fave gay couple next to Ellen and Porsha.

 

NICKI MINAJ’S ‘RE-UP’ OFF TO A SLOW START

Meyaka: Roman and Martha why are y’all letting Nikki re-release the same album yet again? It’s three of y’all can’t you come up with a brand new album? I don’t understand…

 

SO KEYSHIA COLE WASN’T SURE ABOUT DOING BLACK GIRLS ROCK BECAUSE…SHE’S BIRACIAL?

Anonymouse: The only thing that keyshia cole is mixed with is gin and juice

 

“O” REALLY? OMARION SAYS THAT HE’S ABOUT TO BE ON THAT MJ/”THRILLER” & BEYONCE/”CRAZY IN LOVE” LEVEL

Tit4Tat73: He ain’t even on his way to being Ben Jackson, Michael’s little rat friend when he was a kid. Ya feel me?!”

‘JoJo Looks Like He Licks Windows For A Living’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

November 23rd, 2012 - By MN Editor
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Source: WENN

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO: R. KELLY SAYS HE’S GOING TO BRING “TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET” SAGA TO BROADWAY

Jazzy Jay: Would someone please take the hinges off the closet, nail and super glue it shut so he can’t get out again? Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Trey Suchasweetheart Andrews: I wouldn’t go see this if it was playing for one night only in the parking lot in front of my house….

 

Panty Etiquette 101: The Dos And Don’ts Of Going Commando

Karlyn: You forgot two things…1. If someone can see your underwear in all those situations, it ain’t no better! I don’t want to see your labia on the dance floor or your zebra print thong! 2. In church. Wear some panties for the Lord. He knows if you don’t.

 

POOR MITTENS: MITT ROMNEY RESURFACES AT THE GAS STATION

Kenedy: I can see he’s going for that 47% look.

Tamz: Was Ann busy? He couldn’t pick someone from his binders full of women to help dress him? He looks like that crazy guy you see on the freeway yelling at cars holding a sign saying “Need money, God bless you” and begging for change and if you don’t give any, you’ll get hit with a barrage of eff you’s.

 

CAN A BROTHA GET SOME LOVE?! CELEBRITY BROS WHO GET NO SHINE WHATSOEVER

QuietlyJudgingYou: JoJo looks like he licks windows for a living.

Tee Elyse: Pretty much every Jackson brother except Jermaine [is an outcast], and the only reason he’s always in the media is because of that tragic paint job that he calls a scalp!!

 

CAN YOU GUESS WHOSE CUTE KID THIS IS?

Soulsis: Kid-cute. Daddy-fine.

 

‘I’M JUST REALLY BLESSED TO GET A SECOND CHANCE’: K.MICHELLE SIGNS MAJOR RECORD DEAL

Scandalous7 : YES! Good for you. Now don’t mess this up with that mouth of yours. Take the needle and thread you do your weaves with and sew it up!

“Kenya Needs A Xanax And A Chemical Peel” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

November 16th, 2012 - By MN Editor
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Source: WENN

Nicki Minaj Comes For Barbara Walters: Am I Not Good Enough For You Because I’m A Little Black Girl That Raps?

TRUTH IS: I thought I attended the wake for Lacefronts…..

 

That Ain’t No Damn Tablet…Texas Woman Pays $200 For An iPad, And It Turns Out To Be A Mirror

NaturalJem: The iMirror helps her to see how much of a fool she really is. **sucks teeth**

 

MAYBE ANGER MANAGEMENT ISN’T SUCH A BAD IDEA: KATT WILLIAMS ARRESTED ON BATTERY CHARGES (AGAIN)

Yvette: This dude ain’t even tall enough to get on adult rides at an amusement park, but he is beating up and bullying folks? How is this even possible?

 

DENZEL WASHINGTON IS ONE OF PEOPLE’S SEXIEST MEN ALIVE!

Inger Nemcik: Can God cook or can he Cook!!!!!

 

‘YOU ARE PATHETIC’: SERENA WILLIAMS CHECKS EX-BOYFRIEND COMMON’S NEW BOO

Lhj:I don’t know how anyone would consider anything about Serena manly

MLS2698: Please! she should have had a part in ” To Wong Foo!”

 

OH MY DAMN, YOU FINE! 10 MEN WHOSE GOOD LOOKS SNUCK UP ON US

Chinchin: Please…. I always knew Nas and Marlon was fine. And Common. That man…. smh I would have all his babies… what boo? You want ten?

 

NICKI MINAJ COMES FOR BARBARA WALTERS: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BECAUSE I’M A LITTLE BLACK GIRL THAT RAPS?

Sammi_lu: Maybe Barbara didn’t call because she didn’t know who to ask for..Roman Zolanski, NIcki Lewinsky, Harajuku Barbie, Onika,… I mean what if she did call and one of them fools answered and told her she had the wrong number..Lol

 

WOULD YOU READ IT? CYNTHIA AND PETER WRITING A RELATIONSHIPS BOOK

Nursej: How can i put it delicately…hell nall…

 

WHAT IS SHE YOUR TALKING HEAD?! RHOA EPISODE 2 RECAP

Blessings Regina: Kenya needs a Xanax and a chemical peel. #gositdown!

 

DUMP DONALD? NEW PETITION URGES MACY’S TO FIRE TRUMP

Shirl: I look at Donald’s hair and my mind is yelling Kill it..Kill it with fire!!!

 

WHAT IS SHE YOUR TALKING HEAD?! RHOA EPISODE 2 RECAP

KayBee: Why does Kim’s furniture look like she stole it off the set of TBN? I was waiting for Paul and Jan to show up and take those chairs back.

“Ray J Wouldn’t Get A Second Glance From Me Lathered In Baby Oil, Wrapped In $100 Dollar Bills” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

November 9th, 2012 - By MN Editor
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THE BEST THING ABOUT THE ELECTION — BESIDES OBAMA WINNING — IS WE DON’T HAVE TO HEAR FROM THESE IDIOTS ANYMORE

Cakester: Now Trump can go back to sniffing lacefront glue….

 

HOT MESS (BUT FUNNY) VIDEO: ELECTION REPORTER CONFUSES WILL.I.AM FOR WYCLEF JEAN…AND THEN WALE

Lorraine Bowen: Silly beige ppl

 

UM WE STILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE: JERMAINE WANTS TO CHANGE HIS LAST NAME TO JACKSUN

Edie Dixon: He can change his name, but his FACE will always look like an old leather BOOT..

Mommy Needs Alcohol: lmaooooo @ edie – only his face?!?! That hair alone is something outta madame tussauds wax museum

TK: Artistic????? Is he gone sing or put out a line a ultra greasy hair products that bake in the sun…..Dude have a seat and go adjust your 27-piece

 

FANTASIA GOES IN OVER NOSE JOB RUMORS: “I AM A TRUE WOMAN”

Realadulttalk: Listening to mto [MediaTakeOut] is like taking advance from the schizophrenic homeless man in the subway. Not a good idea!!

 

ANOTHER SAD BLACK REPUBLICAN: MIA LOVE LOSES UTAH CONGRESSIONAL ELECTION

Maggie: She is pictured the way she should of always been . . . having a seat.

 

I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL, BUT THAT WAS WACK: 10 VIDEO VISIONS GONE VERY WRONG

ANTMilf: That Tip drill and that Khia chick’s video and song so n a s t y, I felt like taking my TV to an OB/GYN clinic to get it checked for a virus.

 

SO KIM STILL THINKS HER COMMENTS ABOUT KANDI’S HOUSE ARE COOL: “I DON’T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYONE”

Cleo: Kim was always shady to me, idk something about her and that still sittin’ sideways wig.

 

TRUE LIFE: I REMEMBER MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH

Princess: Heavy D. He was fat and Jamaican. I was in love

 

FINE THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES: 9 SHORT MEN WHO COULD DEFINITELY GET IT

Na Na: I’m sorry but Ray-J would never get a second glance from lathered in baby oil and wrapped in 100 dollar bills.

 

STACEY DASH WRITES 1,344-WORD RANT ON ROMNEY’S LOSS BECAUSE SHE STILL WANTS PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT HER AFTER THE ELECTION

Tee Elyse: *Sweet Brown voice* Ain’t nobody got time to read all that!

“How Can Cee Lo Assualt Anyone With T-Rex Arms?” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

November 2nd, 2012 - By MN Editor
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 SAY IT AIN’T SO! CEE LO ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

 

Queenie Hamlet: How can he assault anyone with T-Rex arms? It’s not like he can reach out and grab you!

 

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT: RIHANNA CHARGING $250 FOR DELUXE VERSION OF NEW ALBUM     

Joy Kamille: All that? I was waiting for it to say it comes with Chris Brown.

Mia: I really don’t want it if CB comes with the package. You can get a free a** kicking from a bus driver.

Hazel: I wouldn’t purchase it for $9.99. I can sing in mirror and sound like a billy goat for free!

 

NENE LEAKES COVERS THE NEXT ISSUE OF EBONY NAKED IN A TUB FULL OF DIAMONDS

Meka Blizzard-Rob: A Bath in diamonds? Can we say booty cuts?

 

SO D.L. HUGHLEY DOESN’T LIKE WOMEN, ESPECIALLY ANGRY BLACK ONES

Sdot Little: Every time I see D.L. he makes me itch so bad I need Lanacain.

 

OBAMA CAN REJOICE! STEVIE J ENDORSES POTUS, WHILE DRESSED AS A PRIEST FOR HALLOWEEN

Native_Noir: He should have dressed as a clown…cause that’s what he is.

 

TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR FACEBOOK JOKES ABOUT SHOOTING NAPPY-HEADED, DIRTY STUDENTS

Mia: You would think this big greasy George Foreman looking chick would be sympathetic to the looks of others.

 

SERIOUS QUESTION: IS THERE A NICE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY STINK?

Oluwaseun Simoné: I usually say, “I am bored how about we go run you a bath.” Or if their breath stink I will say, “Hey I’m bored how about we go brush your teeth.”

 

EVENING EYE CANDY: FOOTBALL HUNK CAM NEWTON

Mia Darden: In Oprah Winfrey’s Miss Sophia voice “I seed him…. and I know dere is a GOD

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