All Articles Tagged "Madame noire funny comments"
TeahMonae: Kimora, you need to give Cynthia Bailey a big hug and kiss every time you see her. If she had’ve married Russell, you’d be just another washed up old model.
Impressed: She is finally displaying her talent “Sleeping while Standing”. She should have done this a long time ago and skipped the singing and acting!
CoCo Lee: I jus want this Angry Bird 2 fly away and never come back…
TatianaLu: Alright Jazmine Denise Rogers Erica is going to be after you next on twitter Lol or showing up to Madame Noire Headquarters with 2 packs of yaki and some glue for ya! Lol j/K
Meyaka: I am “team y’all are too old for this bull whack,so get your life and fix it”
Realadulttalk: I’m team “Don’t make a workout video if you don’t have a worked out body”
York: Why Star Jones look like a furry devil
Sista2sista: da brat and a.i. may have shared the same braider but bed i doubt
SunshineBlossom: Birds of a feather Ho together
Kay: “They tried to make me go to rehab and I said No……No…..No”
me2: He looks like sisqo and tek (from the real world)’s love child…..that also happens to still think it’s 1999.
KayBee: “Who gon’ check me, Boo?” The I-Arrah-S…that’s who.
Lola: Paying child support, thats that s**t he wont like
Ms_Mara: I guess if I told her to “have several seats” she wouldn’t really have much choice…
Kierah: It ain’t like she canceled to sing Happy Birthday at the damn Cracker Barrel! Sheesh
Who_Der: That’s them hysterectomy teeth!
VirgoStarr: See Daddy, I look cute with my mouth open. You don’t.
Cheekee baby: The Fawk . . . .
Cakester: He should definitely have a seat, at the dermatologist first, then in one of his tow trucks. Nobody is checking for Walter anymore. Kenya being crazy in the new story line, not Kenya’s fake boyfriend. We’ve passed that point, now be gone with the wind!
SheBe: And twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl….
TRUTH IS: He can violate my uterus anytime. Call me Matt ;-p
Sabrina: Boy, stop! You are fine like wine, looking better with time. Campbell’s mmm mmm mmm, good! …I need some water. The thirst is REAL!
Miss_Understood Cookie: Her ship is sinking?? Honey that ship just passed the Santa Maria..
UmmNO: She’s not serious about her life.
Kierah: Did someone slap Funky Dineva with a bottle of French’s mustard?
Charise Jerve’ Harper: Well she has the personality of Kix!
Kierah: There is a season and reason for everything. There is also a season to get your teeth knocked out and for KG, this was one of those times.
Yeppers: OOOOHHHH this bish is SHAKIN THE TABLE!!!!
JaneDoe: They should have named her Blue Shadow bc it seems thats all we’ll ever see..
A.J. : “Stretch marks? What are these strange things of which you speak?”
SheBe: Why do her wigs look like she shaved a Labradoodle? Come on Diana….
StillJUICYbaby!: You have to admit she likes big head men…lol. but at least he doesn’t have knots and lumps, like he is koota kinte’s lost son.
IllyPhilly: Dead at Joseline and Stevie J’s names next to classy. Yeah, it’s as classy as cutting up a banana with my v*g*na.
Miss D: Coolio looks like a hood reindeer. Cut the braids off mayne.
Pretty1908: lala probably taste like boring
Ms_Mara: If you gonna put in work, shoot, I might make the cape for ya my damn self.
realadulttalk: “Look ma-no pants”
Meyaka: But nelly I tought she was just your “homegirl”? That’s what you get,it’s her kitty and if she wants to wipe the floor with it,it’s her choice.
RJA: I can relate to every last one of these. Matter of fact I got my old grease in an old margarine container LOL
EspressoBean: PETA is for when the pitches to Playboy are turned down. If fur was a trend all of those broads would be decked out like a Build-a-Bear.
Mia: It’s got to be a sad, sad day for a so called “beauty queen” when you get dissed by Chubby Checker. Prayers for Kenya…
Tamz: Why was Jackie dressed like a bootleg Coach bag?
Bap: Would you like yo eggs fried or fertilized?!!?
Say What?: Here I was clicking on the article hoping she was saying she was going to have a seat. That being said there are plenty of places to sit down at the Playboy Mansion, I just hope her legs aren’t in spread eagle form when she does…
Chereese: If she dont sit her old 7-11 azz down. Damn near every guy has ran through her like a tunnel. What she needs to do is stop being a HOOVER VACUUM CLEANER with her mouth and be a mother to her son.
Say What?: Preacher kids are FREAKS! I remember this one kid from school, whose dad was a preacher and he would regularly take girls to the church to sleep with and his dad was no better sleeping with half the congregation. Between the two of them sleeping around so much it made me read the bible cause I was sure that there must be a commandment that said, “Thou Shall Not Waste A Nut!”
Say What?: After sex I always get a little sad cause it’s over and then I get hungry. Sometimes I’m just laying there thinking, “Damn I could f*** up some ribs right now!”
JustSayin : Yes; she does have what Michael Jackson has… a great dermatologist. Now; what is her excuse for those awful lace front wigs? Cuz; Michael Jackson stayed whipping his hair back & forth with no problem.
Ashe: I don’t really care that Porsha was in a music video a while ago. I am more concerned that she is a grown woman who thinks that there are 265 days in a year. Has anyone ever shown her a calendar? Just curious.
Sheesh: Venus and Serena look like a jacked up Milli Vanilli with those beads. Thank god, they found a stylist!!
Tee Elyse: I had a guy come up to me in the club one time and say “Can a brother of my complexion step in your direction?” I was thinking in my head “If this Jerome-in-the-house looking a$$ n-word don’t get away from me!” LOL.. haven’t been out clubbing since!!
Cleo: I’m sorry but Walter’s big ole head and satellite ears were distracting me…how could any woman want to be involved with light skin version of moesha’s dad.
VirgoStarr: This is easy…Gonna make this a riddle.Who has the most talent in this picture?
Answer: The vacuum in the background. Its supposed to suck.
Jaiah Jaxon: Cassie’s PSA “Quick Diddy please put a ring on it! This is where I’ll end up if you don’t!” Lol
Ms_GuessWho: Jamie’s hairline has been through more transformations than Joan Rivers.
Mizz_White: Did they photoshop a large ashy hand onto Jamie’s body or did Mr. Bishop eat a whole bunch of Ritz crackers and get his hand covered in cracker dust?
Kickash: How much more do people want her to struggle? you already see her struggling every day, i mean she’s 8 ft tall with a platinum helmet for hair. if that’s not a struggle idk what is.
Jamie: Uh uh this is not the same girl y’all got her mixed up with fu yang that works at the Chinese buffet on 5th street!
Bigdede: This just makes me want to kill, skin, and eat every cute animal I see
Cleo: Well look at that young man…hmm
Kendra Hawkins: Looks like they shot this video in a Sears portrait studio. I hope they got complimentary 3 x 5s.
Miss_Understood: They look like the first couple of a Missionary Baptist Church in Detroit
MLS2698: And this is why there is a World AIDS DAY……..
ANTMilf: Aw cute, Steebie and Jose` are back together again, my fave gay couple next to Ellen and Porsha.
Meyaka: Roman and Martha why are y’all letting Nikki re-release the same album yet again? It’s three of y’all can’t you come up with a brand new album? I don’t understand…
Anonymouse: The only thing that keyshia cole is mixed with is gin and juice
Tit4Tat73: He ain’t even on his way to being Ben Jackson, Michael’s little rat friend when he was a kid. Ya feel me?!”
Jazzy Jay: Would someone please take the hinges off the closet, nail and super glue it shut so he can’t get out again? Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Trey Suchasweetheart Andrews: I wouldn’t go see this if it was playing for one night only in the parking lot in front of my house….
Karlyn: You forgot two things…1. If someone can see your underwear in all those situations, it ain’t no better! I don’t want to see your labia on the dance floor or your zebra print thong! 2. In church. Wear some panties for the Lord. He knows if you don’t.
Kenedy: I can see he’s going for that 47% look.
Tamz: Was Ann busy? He couldn’t pick someone from his binders full of women to help dress him? He looks like that crazy guy you see on the freeway yelling at cars holding a sign saying “Need money, God bless you” and begging for change and if you don’t give any, you’ll get hit with a barrage of eff you’s.
QuietlyJudgingYou: JoJo looks like he licks windows for a living.
Tee Elyse: Pretty much every Jackson brother except Jermaine [is an outcast], and the only reason he’s always in the media is because of that tragic paint job that he calls a scalp!!
Soulsis: Kid-cute. Daddy-fine.
Scandalous7 : YES! Good for you. Now don’t mess this up with that mouth of yours. Take the needle and thread you do your weaves with and sew it up!
TRUTH IS: I thought I attended the wake for Lacefronts…..
NaturalJem: The iMirror helps her to see how much of a fool she really is. **sucks teeth**
Yvette: This dude ain’t even tall enough to get on adult rides at an amusement park, but he is beating up and bullying folks? How is this even possible?
Inger Nemcik: Can God cook or can he Cook!!!!!
Lhj:I don’t know how anyone would consider anything about Serena manly
MLS2698: Please! she should have had a part in ” To Wong Foo!”
Chinchin: Please…. I always knew Nas and Marlon was fine. And Common. That man…. smh I would have all his babies… what boo? You want ten?
Sammi_lu: Maybe Barbara didn’t call because she didn’t know who to ask for..Roman Zolanski, NIcki Lewinsky, Harajuku Barbie, Onika,… I mean what if she did call and one of them fools answered and told her she had the wrong number..Lol
Nursej: How can i put it delicately…hell nall…
Blessings Regina: Kenya needs a Xanax and a chemical peel. #gositdown!
Shirl: I look at Donald’s hair and my mind is yelling Kill it..Kill it with fire!!!
KayBee: Why does Kim’s furniture look like she stole it off the set of TBN? I was waiting for Paul and Jan to show up and take those chairs back.
“Ray J Wouldn’t Get A Second Glance From Me Lathered In Baby Oil, Wrapped In $100 Dollar Bills” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week
Cakester: Now Trump can go back to sniffing lacefront glue….
Lorraine Bowen: Silly beige ppl
Edie Dixon: He can change his name, but his FACE will always look like an old leather BOOT..
Mommy Needs Alcohol: lmaooooo @ edie – only his face?!?! That hair alone is something outta madame tussauds wax museum
TK: Artistic????? Is he gone sing or put out a line a ultra greasy hair products that bake in the sun…..Dude have a seat and go adjust your 27-piece
Realadulttalk: Listening to mto [MediaTakeOut] is like taking advance from the schizophrenic homeless man in the subway. Not a good idea!!
Maggie: She is pictured the way she should of always been . . . having a seat.
ANTMilf: That Tip drill and that Khia chick’s video and song so n a s t y, I felt like taking my TV to an OB/GYN clinic to get it checked for a virus.
Cleo: Kim was always shady to me, idk something about her and that still sittin’ sideways wig.
Princess: Heavy D. He was fat and Jamaican. I was in love
Na Na: I’m sorry but Ray-J would never get a second glance from lathered in baby oil and wrapped in 100 dollar bills.
Tee Elyse: *Sweet Brown voice* Ain’t nobody got time to read all that!
Queenie Hamlet: How can he assault anyone with T-Rex arms? It’s not like he can reach out and grab you!
Joy Kamille: All that? I was waiting for it to say it comes with Chris Brown.
Mia: I really don’t want it if CB comes with the package. You can get a free a** kicking from a bus driver.
Hazel: I wouldn’t purchase it for $9.99. I can sing in mirror and sound like a billy goat for free!
Meka Blizzard-Rob: A Bath in diamonds? Can we say booty cuts?
Sdot Little: Every time I see D.L. he makes me itch so bad I need Lanacain.
Native_Noir: He should have dressed as a clown…cause that’s what he is.
Mia: You would think this big greasy George Foreman looking chick would be sympathetic to the looks of others.
Oluwaseun Simoné: I usually say, “I am bored how about we go run you a bath.” Or if their breath stink I will say, “Hey I’m bored how about we go brush your teeth.”
Mia Darden: In Oprah Winfrey’s Miss Sophia voice “I seed him…. and I know dere is a GOD