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Unsolved Mystery: Who Is Grace Jones’s “Doris”?

September 10th, 2015 - By Charing Ball
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It’s a mystery worthy of a Murder She Wrote and Matlock crossover episode.

Who is Doris?

If you ask me, Doris is no other than Beyoncé. In fact, it is pretty obvious.

But you can’t tell that to the Internet, in particular, her hive. Her fans are all tripping over themselves to convince the rest of us that the onesie-wearing voices in their heads are real, swearing to the great Spanx in the sky that Doris isn’t her.

In case you weren’t aware, Grace Jones decided to pull the Excalibur’s sword from that dusty old rock and slay every single so-called diva on the scene. I’m talking Rihanna’s head on a stick. I’m talking Lady Gaga diced up so severely you could wear her as a meat dress. I’m talking Kanye West being turned into an eunuch.

According to witnesses on the scene, the massacre occurred sometime yesterday when Time Out released an excerpt from Jones’ upcoming autobiography titled, I’ll Never Write My Memoirs. Not only did she call the entertainers out for improperly jacking her style and being fake divas, but she also called them individually out by name – well, almost all of them:

I remember when one of the singers on the list of those who came after me first said that she wanted to work with me. Everyone around me is going: “You have to do it, it will be so good for you, it will introduce you to a whole new audience, you will make a lot of money.” No! It will be good for her; she will draw from everything I have built and add it to her brand, and I will get nothing back except for a little temporary attention. No one could believe that I said no, but I am okay on my own. I am okay not worrying about a new audience. If the f**k don’t feel right, don’t f**k it.

With this one, who I will call Doris, I thought she was trying on other people’s outfits: she’s a baby in a closet full of other people’s clothes, a little girl playing dress-up, putting on shoes that don’t fit. I could see what she wanted to be when I watched her doing something when she started out that was starker and purer. Deep down, she doesn’t want to do all the dressing-up nonsense; she loses herself inside all the play-acting.

The problem with the Dorises and the Nicki Minajes and Mileys is that they reach their goal very quickly. There is no long-term vision, and they forget that once you get into that whirlpool then you have to fight the system that solidifies around you in order to keep being the outsider you claim you represent. There will always be a replacement coming along very soon – a newer version, a crazier version, a louder version. So if you haven’t got a long-term plan, then you are merely a passing phase, the latest trend, yesterday’s event.

No one knows for sure why Jones decided to call everybody out by name except for Beyoncé. Perhaps she didn’t want to get blackballed? But being the keen sleuth that I am, I noticed that she did leave us a couple of valuable clues as to the true identity of the mysterious starlet named Doris.

The first clue is the name “Doris” itself.

When you think of a Doris, what instantly comes to mind? That’s right: a little old White lady. While pretty shady, it is definitely an odd choice of comparison to make against a contemporary artist, performers who are all pretty young. Maybe she was trying to point out how aged Beyoncé’s blonde weaves are? It is a thought.

However, I’m picking up on a more classic cultural reference here. I’m talking about Doris Day. For the youngins, Doris Day is a film and theater star from the ’50s and ’60s. She’s most notable for playing opposite Rock Hudson in Pillow Talk as well as James Stewart in the Alfred Hitchcock thriller The Man Who Knew Too Much. Like Beyoncé, she wore blond hair.

She was also known widely as “America’s Sweetheart” for her squeaky clean girl next door image. And which one of today’s blonde pop stars does that sound like to you?

That’s okay, I’ll say it for you: Beyoncé, aka Miss “Pretty Hurts.” (Seriously, who writes a song about how hard it is winning beauty pageants and being the most beautiful woman in the world? Women like Doris Day.)

The resemblance in image is almost uncanny. However, I know that is not enough to convince some folks that Doris and Beyoncé are the same person. So I point to this passage from I’ll Never Write My Memoirs as exhibit B:

I look at Doris and I think: Does she look happy? She looks lost, like she is desperately trying to find the person she was when she started. She looks like really she knows she is in Vegas, now that Vegas is the whole entertainment world filtered through the internet, through impatient social media. I don’t mind her dressing up, but when she started to dance like Madonna, almost immediately, copying someone else, it was like she had forgotten what it was about her that could be unique. Ultimately, it is all about prettiness and comfort, however much they pretend they are being provocative.

Now diehards might argue that this is passage is in reference to Lady Gaga, who is known for putting together elaborate stage shows, or even Britney Spears, who is currently doing actual shows in Las Vegas. However, Vegas, to me, is clearly being used here as a metaphor to describe the fabricated yet regulated world of the entertainment industry, where image has been known to take precedence over actual talent.

There are some other holes in the Gaga and Spears theory too. For one, Spears hasn’t really been relevant for some time now – not even in Vegas. Likewise, it should be noted that throughout the excerpt, Jones continuously calls Gaga out explicitly by name, including the last line in which she does a roll call of her pupils. More specifically: “Gaga, Madonna, Annie Lennox, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Miley, Kanye West, FKA Twigs and… Doris.”

Now if Gaga is supposed to be Doris, why the need to shade her (or any of them) after she had already been directly called out? It’s just not logical.

Not to mention, who among the starlets has been called out recently for jacking Madonna’s style? Okay, you got me there. All of them. But who blatantly jacked Madonna’s entire Erotica phase for her surprise album concept, in particular, the “Haunted” video?


Now, admittedly, Rihanna plays up the sexy too. But despite what Jones may believe, there is something pretty authentic about her image. For example, if I see Rihanna pretend-smoking a blunt while getting a lap dance at a strip club in one of her music videos, there is no doubt in my mind that she’s about that life in reality.

But nobody puts on an image like Beyoncé. And I mean that with the least bit of shade. Her ability to transform into characters with ease is one of her greatest attributes (besides her actual singing abilities). She is almost like a living and breathing Barbie. And who doesn’t love Barbie?

Still, no one (without the implant) would believe Activist Barbie is really out here leading anarchist rallies against the system through non-descriptive embattled city blocks like she did in the “Super Power” video. Not dressed like that at least. Even her version of sexy is still kind of controlled and refined, never straying too far from what the stage directors tell her to do. What I am saying is that we will never see Beyoncé cut loose in real life as she does in her music. That’s just not her personality.

So as I prepare to rest my case, I ask the jury to consider Jones’s own testimony here. Jones’s legacy wasn’t about creating buzz for album sales by donning elaborate costumes and putting on sexy stage shows. To the contrary, Jones got naked because she saw herself as an artist. And that free-spirited woman we see on stage is who she was in real life. That is what made her not only unique but a disruption to the status quo.

And while that label clearly applies to all of these divas, there is only one Queen B–er, I mean Doris, among them. And I think we all know who that is…

Tech Savvy Celebs: 15 Who Are Investing Right Now

March 6th, 2015 - By Rich
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These tech savvy celebs are taking Silicon Alley by storm, putting top dollars into all sorts of technology from headphones to laptops to gaming sites.

Sources: PopSugar, HuffPo, Elite Daily All images courtesy of WENN

Tech Savvy Celebs: 15 Who Are Investing Right Now

“That Was Not Okay”: Shonda Rhimes Was Not Here For Lady Gaga’s “Sound Of Music” Tribute At The Oscars

February 24th, 2015 - By Victoria Uwumarogie
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I was one of the few people who actually watched the Academy Awards in full on Sunday night (hey, I’m an independent movie lover), and I would say that one of the more entertaining moments in the 210-minute telecast was Lady Gaga’s tribute to The Sound of Music. On paper it sounds crazy to have the costume-loving, uber dramatic Gaga try and cover Julie Andrews, but as I previously noted, Gaga can SANG. The gimmicks just happen to overshadow that. And that’s exactly what she did when she performed songs from the film in honor of its 50th anniversary (which is coming in March).

But someone who wasn’t too crazy about her performance, surprisingly, was Shonda Rhimes. The great mind behind some of our favorite shows on TV right now seemed to think that Idina Menzel (who sings “Let It Go” from Frozen) would have been a better choice. Shonda

Her tweet about the performance (she was live tweeting the show a little bit) left most of her followers, and people in general, confused:

“Shonda don’t be shady”

“Are you seriously saying GaGa didn’t deliver a great performance? I hope not.”

“huh? the tribute? Idina sang last year and as much as I love her, she has not been hitting her live notes consistently.”

“… but Lady Gaga was fantastic!”

“@shondarhimes are you joking right now? Gaga was fantastic and I’m not even a Stan.”

“@shondarhimes Julie liked it and that’s all that matters because she’s Julie Andrews”

And it’s true that Andrews enjoyed the performance. According to EurWeb, she was overheard telling Gaga, “Thank you for that. It really warmed my heart.”

But did you like the performance? In case you missed it, you can check it out for yourself below. Goosebumps I tell you:


“I Don’t Like Being Touched Aggressively. Period.”: Lady Gaga’s Security Shuts Down India Arie [Watch]

February 10th, 2015 - By Victoria Uwumarogie
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Lady Gaga’s security team is not here for the shenanigans–even if the “shenanigans” are in the form of another celebrity reaching out to try and say hello. Just ask India Arie.

On Sunday night, as Gaga made her way down the red carpet for the Grammys with Tony Bennett and a security guard, India Arie approached her, tapping her arm in the hopes of saying hello to the pop star. Well, that wouldn’t happen because her one-man security team stepped in to deflect Arie’s hand. He wasn’t having it. You can check out the awkward encounter for yourself:

It seems that Gaga didn’t see the “I Am Not My Hair” singer as she walked with Bennett because news outlets were trying to get her attention. As for her security guard, he just didn’t seem to know who she was as she stepped out of nowhere (presumably after talking to press) and just started tapping Gaga. But for whatever reason he got super aggressive with Arie, she wasn’t too happy about it. She sent out these tweets about the encounter while recapping followers about the best and worst moments for her at the show:


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I can totally understand Arie’s frustration, but I can also understand Gaga’s security guard jumping to strong-arm anyone coming her way. After red carpet prankster Vitalii Sediuk started jumping underneath celeb’s dresses, grabbing their legs, trying to kiss them and throwing his face at people’s crotches on numerous red carpets, I guess it’s better safe than sorry…right?

“I Started This Stuff”: Patti LaBelle Speaks On Her Influence On The Wacky Past And Present Styles Of Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, And Other Divas

January 9th, 2015 - By Victoria Uwumarogie
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Patti LaBelle is a lot of things, including a diva, but she’s also a trailblazer in both music and fashion. In a recent interview with Meredith Vieira, she talked about how she believes that she ushered in the vibrant style that today’s pop stars have embraced. You know it: the over-the-top costumes, big and bright hair–the whole gimmick.

“I think it’s wonderful. You know why? I think I started this stuff back in the day. Sarah Dash, Nona Hendryx and myself, we were very outrageous. We took so many chances with fashion. And when Nicki and all the girls do this now, I say ‘God bless you for having the nerve to go out there crazy.’ Sometimes it’s crazy, but it’s good.”

LaBelle says that when she was rocking her ornate attire while solo, and also when she was in Labelle, she did so because, according to her, black singers had to do a lot to get attention on their actual talent back in the day.

“It was actually for a real reason. Being black singers, you don’t get as much attention as other folks, so you do gimmicks. So that costume that we wore back in the day was to get your attention to look at us, and then listen. Because if you don’t have something–swear to God, that’s true. People have to say, ‘God, what is that?’ But then they’ll hear the voices.”

Check out LaBelle’s chat with Vieira below and share your thoughts:

Hallo-Weird: 15 Wild Lady Gaga Costume Ideas

October 22nd, 2014 - By Rich
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Who better to look to for inspiration on Halloween than Lady Gaga?  As you click through what could best be described as moving art, be sure to write down any Lady Gaga costume ideas that come to mind.

Happy Halloween!

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Hallo-Weird: 15 Wild Lady Gaga Costume Ideas

Poker Face: 15 Trippy Lady Gaga Selfies

September 29th, 2014 - By Rich
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You know you’re in for a good, outlandish moment when it comes to anything Lady Gaga and heck why should her Instagram feed be any different? In fact, it’s safe to say that her gram is actually ‘simple’ when compared to her onstage outfits and the like. As you click through this visual stream of Gaga moments do keep the following inspirational quotes in mind from Ms. Gaga herself about staying true to yourself, following your dreams against all odds and the cold harsh reality of men-women relationships.

“Don’t you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can’t be exactly who you are.”

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.”

“I’m already crazy. I’m a fearless person. I think it creeps up on you. I don’t think it can be stopped. If my destiny is to lose my mind because of fame, then that’s my destiny. But my passion still means more than anything.”

“A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage – what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”

“You have to be unique, and different, and shine in your own way.”

That’s our gal!


Poker Face: 15 Trippy Lady Gaga Selfies

Doing The Most: Celebrities With Insanely Ridiculous Demands

June 26th, 2014 - By Iva Anthony
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Sometimes even stars can take themselves a little too seriously and request the oddest things in exchange for making an appearance or scheduled performance at an event. Check out some of these celebrities with insanely ridiculous demands.

Celebrities With Insanely Ridiculous Demands


Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey made her musical debut almost two and a half decades ago. Since then she’s sold over 200 million albums worldwide and is one of the best-selling artists of all time. That’s why the “Butterfly” singer had no qualms about her over-the-top demands. Before appearing on a talk show, Carey demanded a “staircase assistant” to help her navigate the steps and a $1,700 bottle of champagne. A recent concert rider revealed a request for a three-seat couch that should be a plain color, no busy patterns; eight tall, leafy plants; two vases of white roses; and a private bathroom.

“Choosey Lover” And “No, No, No”: 9 Songs You You Probably Didn’t Know Vince Herbert Wrote And Produced

April 22nd, 2014 - By Victoria Uwumarogie
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For many people, when you think of Vince Herbert these days, you think of Tamar Braxton, or a Lady Gaga. He has steered the careers of both women and helped them obtain major success. But before he was doing that, he was a writer and producer for quite a few major talents during the ’90s. Here are 9 hits and deep cuts that Vince (then credited as Vincent Herbert or V.H.) has lent his talents to over the years.

Evian Baths, Leech Therapy, And Blood Facials: The Most Outrageous Celebrity Beauty Treatments

April 15th, 2014 - By M A
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There’s no denying that Hollywood’s biggest celebrities are also among some of its most beautiful. Toss a rock on a red carpet and you’re bound to hit one of the most gorgeous women you’ve ever seen. But don’t think these lovely ladies don’t have a little help in the beauty department. From expensive spa treatments to the latest in anti-aging technology, Hollywood starlets spare no expense in staying on top of the looks game. So as summer approaches, and Hollywood’s hottest start showing of their goods more than usual, we take a look at some of these off-the-wall beauty regimes.