I love to dance, I’m sure it’s good for the soul. So you would think that I’m always up in somebody’s club trying to shake something. Not so. I might venture out there every once in a while; but the dark underworld that is an American nightclub can often be a scary, borderline dangerous place to be. We here at Madame Noire were wondering if some of our Facebook followers had experienced some of this same type of foolishness we had. So we just asked. Check out some of the more outrageous answers we got from this question.

Slanderous Stacey: I was dancing by myself and a guy that was already dancing with a girl came to dance w/ me so she punched me in the face

Sweetheart/Misfit: some guy telling me stop acting like a white girl, mind you he was being like a stalker and too touchy feely like he knew me

T.:  I saw a man with all white tuxedo w/matching gators, and I was offended, lol.

Teresa: This one older man promised to buy me a house if I danced w/ him. But I declined lol

Paige: A dude slid me his number without my permission & then asks me not to say anything bc his girl is across the room…#canusaylame

Malika: I didnt eat b4 i went out, took a sip of baileys irish cream and henny mixed, swallowed and turned to the dance floor only to throw up on a girl that was dancing with a guy i used to date!!!!!!!!!

Rhonda: True story. Somebody bumped into me at a club in Las Vegas, I felt something wet hit my shoes. Thought someone spilled their drink on my feet, I looked down, some chick is squatting and urinating on the club floor. Should’ve kicked her in the face but I was already PO’d.

Jakozy: No lie.. this Guy seriously touched my vajay, I think I almost ended his life tho… disrespectful heathen.

Te’Michelle: This fool CAME ON HIMSELF while we were dancing!
Pants was all hot and sticky, I hollered, “WTF?!?!”

We know, you’re refined. You’re well traveled, well-read you’ve even been known to speak a little French on occasion. And you like to present that image for your co-workers, your parents and random strangers to see. We know girl, your mom raised you right. But if truth be told, every once in a while you’ve almost broke your ankle rushing to the floor to dance to some foolishness that doesn’t even represent what you’re about…most of the time. It’s ok, you can admit it. There are support groups for your kind. (Actually, I’m sure there aren’t but it’s still ok.) Don’t deny the fact that a little foolishness (in moderation) is good for the soul. Really. So with that being said, check out these ig’nant songs you still find yourself dancing to.

*Author’s Note: I know you’ll be looking for Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” to be on this list, but I hate that song with the fire of a thousand suns; so you won’t find it here. While I do acknowledge it’s affect on some, this girl wants no part of it…proceed.