Mariah Carey’s ex-boyfriend and former producer, Damion Young/Damizza, is writing a tell-all book about his relationship with the diva songbird, and judging by this quote alone, it doesn’t sound like he’ll be sharing too many positive memories: “Yes. Mariah and I dated. It was hell.”

According to Perez Hilton, Damizza’s purpose in writing the book is to come clean about his and Mariah’s relationship, J Lo stealing Mariah’s music through SONY, and Mariah using Facebook’s lawyers to serve him a confidentiality agreement. I’m thinking Damizza’s producer money dried up and bills are coming due. It’s bad enough when a woman writes a tell-all, but there’s something about a man who kisses and tells that’s extra slimy.

The book is set to come out Dec. 14. Will you pick up a copy?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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