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A Ratchet Family Affair: Brian McKnight’s Got His Kids Rapping About Adult Videos Now

July 5th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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Source:singersroom.com

Brian McKnight needs to be stripped of any award, accolade, Hollywood star, certificate of recognition, perfect attendance star, and any other honor he’s been given ever in life because this man just doesn’t know when to quit. It’s one thing if he wants to hammer the final nail into the coffin of his dying career after decades in the biz, but he’s not even giving his kids a running chance because this man has thrown his two young boys on his adult pornography track.

Leave it to TMZ to blow the lid on this ratchet family affair, because just when you thought Brian McKnight’s career couldn’t become any more of a joke, we find out this man let his 19- and 22-year-old sons rap on his track about amateur Adult Videos and anal sex. First off, it’s weird; Second, it’s ratchet; Third, I hope Brian McKnight, Jr., and Niko didn’t have hopes of a real career in the industry because pops just blew that for them.

Brian McKnight had sense enough not to show his face in the NSFW video below but he failed to tell his boys being surrounding by a bunch of white chicks in bikinis while rapping about giving them rug burns while having sex on the carpet was not a good look. Although in all fairness if they weren’t singing about Youporn.com, this really would be just another regular rap video.

Either way, Brian is still in the running for worst dad of the year. I really hope this is just a mid-life crisis phase he’s going through, although unfortunately his sons still don’t have a chance. Check out the ratchetnedness and see for yourself.

Brande Victorian is the news and operations editor for madamenoire.com. Follow her on twitter @Be_Vic.

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Brian McKnight Has No Shame: He’s Moved On From Singing About P*ssy To an Anal Jingle

June 1st, 2012 - By Brande Victorian
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Source: Starpulse.com

Brian McKnight has embarrassed himself beyond redemption. It was bad enough he “played around” with that song about showing us how our p*ssies work and then he took it to the next level of shame when he made a stupid video to go with it. But now he’s managed to one-up himself yet again with a new jingle about anal. Yes, anal.

According to TMZ, this track is a thank you to Youporn.com for apparently bringing Brian lots of cash by pushing sales of his p*ssy song. To return the favor, he’s telling people to head over to the site if they want to see some butt pumping. Just the thought of this is bad enough, but the sad lyrics leave you with no choice but to shake your head. Through beeped out words and bad singing, this is one clear line that can be made out in the clip of the track:

“You wanna see some f***ing anal, I can get you close enough to smell.”

There are too many things wrong with that to dissect so just listen to a snippet of the song here as we mourn the artist formerly known as Brian McKnight. The ceremony for his singing career, which is now officially dead, begins at noon. RIP.

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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