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“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” star “Crazy” Tony Lindsey is so dang excited by the recent redneck Adult Videos boom … he’s ready to make a hillbilly skin flick of his own!
We broke the story … sales of redneXXX films are surging — increasing 250% in the last two years — thanks in part to the redneck reality TV craze and shows like “Honey Boo Boo.”
“Crazy” Tony — HUGE hillbilly Adult Videos fan — tells us … he’s “honored” to have sparked the trend and is gunning to get in on the action — by bumping uglies with another bumpkin in his very own porno!
Next time you’re watching professional Adult Videos (if that’s something you’re into) just remember the camera person knows just what angles make the female look the hottest. The female herself isn’t really enjoying herself so she can actually think about every little movement she makes, and some moments of the, um, encounter were left out of the finished production altogether. If only we had such finesse in our own sex lives. Luckily, real couples have a lot more fun, but these uncomfortable dynamics still exist….