Oh, the beauty of the text message. Suddenly those really awkward moments are made much less uncomfortable because not only do you not have to have tense talks in person with people, you now don’t even have to actually “say” what’s on your mind. The convenience of text messaging has finally given an emoticon to those with poor body language and a dose of confidence to the socially awkward. Now, instead of looking like an absolute loner in social situations you can look busy texting or surfing the net because you really are too cool to carry on conversations in person. But seriously, whether you have the fastest moving thumbs you know or not, communicating the following things via text message just won’t do:
