Scary Suitors: 9 Men You Don’t Want to Hit On You

November 8th, 2011 - By IndigoBlack

"Men You Don't Want to Hit on You"

I don’t care if you are the loneliest in the women in the world, there are just some guys out there that you simply don’t want to attract. We’ve all been hit on by a guy (or a girl, yikes!) who left us feeling a bit uncomfortable, albeit, hella scared, or just plain ‘ol sad because their life situations just don’t work with our preferences.  And if the men on this list try and get at you and you say no thank you, it usually creates an awkward situation. So! With no further adieu, here are a few examples of some of those guys you just don’t want to get your flirt on with like that…

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  • yrush007

    wow!  this article was 2 funny & very true all at the same time.  u shld’ve added the following guys as well:
     
    1)  the one walking w/the baby stroller or w/the car seat in the back. 
    2)  the one who lives w/his mother/grandmother – not because he owns the place but because he’s 2 lazy 2 work & move!
    3)  the one who can’t say a sentence w/o cussing.
    4)  the one who hit on your gurl last week.
    5)  the one whose pants are sagging past his hips.
    6)  the one who’s hygienically-challenged.
     
    there are many, many more…  unfortunately…  :(

  • Jessica

    The whole time I was reading this “I’m a Flirt” was playing in the background. I found it eerily appropriate so I let it play..

  • Nfamous

    This is why ya stupid asses are still single…LOL

  • Tg

    What kind of subject is this BULLSYHT?               Give me a break.  

  • LaLaLaMeansILoveYou

    UGH I was eating and NOT ready for the homeless guy pic!!

  • Ms. Got her own

    Stupid chicks! Why does it matter what kind of car he drives?? Isn’t like he’s going to sign it over to you. Most chicks like you only get a ride in the passenger seat, which most likely makes you very happy. Only thing matters is that MY ride is nice and that I be sitting pretty. “Don’t forget paid for”. ^^^^^ hoodrats above! Lmao

  • Smmmoke

    Ok…so these are some of the guys you don’t want. This list is understandable and pretty funny too.

    Still what about the kind of guys y’all DO want to hit on you?

    I’m asking the readers here and not so much the author although a small article on the same topic would be great.

    What kind of men are black women feeling/looking for these days? Let us know so we can work on ourselves and become better thank you.

  • Girliusmaximus

    You forgot the dude who be trying to holla at you from the car. Doesn’t matter if he’s on the driver or passenger side I hate when a dude doesn’t have enough decency to get his *ss out of the vehicle and introduce himself to you. FAIL you FOOL. Not to mention it’s usually some boogy man looking *ss dude or local drug dealer with a fancy whip just trying to hit it and quit. Make like T.I. “partna” don’t be a groupie keep it movin’ shawty you don’t know me!!!!

    • Kashbmaryd

      What if the dude is driving a Saleen? Just curious.

    • CarBooty

      As long as they’re in the driver’s seat and it’s their vehicle, I don’t mind at all. It actually speeds up my screening process b/c I immediately know what kind of car they drive. I’d rather know from the beginning than wait until they come pick me up in a raggedy ass honda civic.

    • CarBooty

      I don’t mind at all as long as they’re driving and it’s their vehicle. It actually speeds up the screening process for me b/c I immediately know what kind of car they drive. I’d rather know from the beginning than find out later when they come pick me up in a raggedy honda civic.

      • Girliusmaximus

        That’s a great point… Where I’m from the dudes driving the nice cars usually are the drug dealers and I’m not tryna go to jail cause he wants me to hold a brick or two if you know what I mean.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NA46T3ZGFKDGV7ZS6T6UYPDNWM Abiola O

    Very true

  • Sher

    No career path….or guys who are writing a book etc.  lol…very funny article but true

  • Sugar/Spice

    I had the “creep that catches you at your front door” hit on me in the vicinity of my apartment.  I walked my ass right into the apartments across the street so he wouldn’t know where I lived.

    • Cora

      My apt is brand new and they moved tenants in before the construction was done. So then you had to deal with construction workers who know your every move. The horror!