Kris Humphries Before and After: Did Kim Kardashian Kill His Appeal?

November 1st, 2011 - By Alexis Garrett Stodghill

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Divorce

Kris Humpries used to look good. Damn good. Sure he is slightly bumbling, and doesn’t seem too bright, but at least he has his looks… Or at least he did. Because what you see above is what Kris USED to look like. Before he was used up and sucked dry by the Kardashian Klan reality television machine. Kris Humpries was a hot-as-hell baller when he met Kim Kardashian. Now he is an unemployed loser who was divorced by surprise. But worst of all might be the physical effect Kim Kardashian has had on the man. Not only has he lost his love and his potential job in their family (which he was probably betting on because of the NBA lockout) — he has also lost his super-charming boyish looks that gave him all his personal appeal in the first place.  And it looks like it is because of Kim. Exhibit A…

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  • MargeB

    Kris Humphries always seemed “awkward” and lacking in manners; he never seemed able to connect the dots on anything. What was with all those “arf, arf” sounds he made involuntarily…and the loud farting?  I believe he married Kim K. just to get his face on television.  He could have avoided a lot of scorn and mockery if he had avoided her.

  • Davidvarelao08

    they are obviously lesbians, ive never seen a Uhal marriage happen so fast otherwise.

  • guest

    He looks like a child???? He IS A Child! and pleassseee “young  boy charm” ? Ha! He’s a douche and forever will be!

  • guest

    Ugly as hell!! And what made him more ugly was his personality. I watched the show, I can’t stand people like him. I’m glad she divorced him. People like that are just trash to me!

  • http://twitter.com/Shadeaux43 Sha Deaux

    Chris was always hott looking (to me) but unfortunately he was ALWAYS a HOTT AZZ MESS. I don’t think Kim had anything to do with it. 

  • GrahamStokes

    …..that is not a double chin. You must be on hallucinogenics. The picture is right there, and he has a firm solid jaw line that doesn’t even slightly come near the same zip code as “double chin”.

    Seriously, if you’re looking for a man who never has bags or puffiness under his eyes and never takes a bad photograph *ever*, you’re in for a very sad, lonely life.

  • guest

    First of all…what appeal? Secondly, he is not unemployed, he plays for the Nets. Third, I don’t think he was ever a baller.

  • Klevine101

    To tell you the truth Kris doesn’t have an appeal

  • Such a fake she is

    Have a look at photo 4 above.  There is all the prove you need that her big @$$ is fake.  Must have forgotten to put on the padded pants, cause it sure looks pretty flat there.  Just had to.  She is such a fake, phony, fraud.

  • Hotter than ever

    Have you seen photo’s of Kris H lately, he is looking hotter than ever since he lost that piece of trash.  The man is in fine form.  Mamma Jenner was jealous of Kim, because she had found a big man as she put it on their trip to Bora Bora.  She was wanting to smack that herself, so she treated Kris H like crap to make him resent Kim and eventually go away.

  • Geogeo

    Alexis Garrett Stodghill – you really consider yourself a blogger? much less a writer?

  • Geogeo

    lol…this was so bad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435630146 Sonia Brown

    Not sure who that are talking about but Kris was never cute EVER!

  • Sistereunice

    Kris Jenner could not handle Kris Humpries, the way she did with Scoot Disick. Always in their lives. If it was posible, she would want to be in the middle of the bed to know everything that they are doing. Matter of fact, if not in the eyes of the public. She would want Kris Humphries for herself. She would abandon Bruce Jenner, most of the time she abandon Bruce Jenner anyway.What kind of a mother would encourage her daughter to get a divorce, not working on the marriage itself. It’s because she raised her not to give any man she is dating respect. She raised not to respect the other person in the relationship opinion. So far, after watching K & K, the accusations of him being demanding are not true. The reason why people are so drawn towards him is because he is a professional basketball player and because he is a handsome man, too. It’s not because of Kim. What is good for the goose is good for the gander, and Kim is so greedy. She doesn’t want her man to shine at all. She wants her husband in her pocket. She wants her men 24/7 in her pocket, yet she makes them to sign a pre-nup. Somehow, Kris has to do some living, so he can make his own money.Kris is too good for Kim. Kris came from a humble home. The parents are still married. Kris has family value. Kris was the only mature person in that house. They couldn’t stand a real man. She just lost the best man in her life, because Kris is an angel. Kris would have been the only one to teach her the value of respect. Don’t get me wrong. We all want money, but we want respect too. You see, Lamar takes everything from Kris Jenner, because Lamar has two kids before in his previous relationship. So he can waste all the time with Kris Jenner& Khloe. So that is the type of life in a bubble. When Kris found a naked yoga instructor with his wife Kim, Kourtney. He did what any man would have done that is to lash out and demand an explantion from the wife. So when Tyler Perry casted her as a marriage counseloe in his new movie,because she is a rolemodel.That was wrong.

  • Madilyng02

    Perhaps the “unattractiveness” you’re seeing is not because of Kim, but because of Kim’s fame that Kris had no issue taking advantage of in the form of going out, staying out late, and demanding free drinks and bottle service because of who his girlfriend/fiance/wife was.  I’m also still looking for that double chin….

    • False information

      You are an idiot to believe any of this.

      • Madilyng02

        And why is that?

  • Mocha_687

    This article was dumb. Like, really dumb. You should probably remove this sad piece of “journalism” from your site.

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