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If you’re a really kinky couple—I’m talking sex dungeon, chest of goodies, threesomes, and the whole shebang—having kids makes maintaining your untraditional sex life a little, well, complicated. Heck, having kids makes keeping up even a regular, run of the mill sex life difficult so adding any sort of something extra to that is just one more challenge. But if you were a kinky couple before you had kids, you don’t have to stop just because you had to turn your vibrator closet into a diaper pantry. In fact, you shouldn’t, because then it can feel like having children negatively influenced your bond. This isn’t good for your romantic relationship or your family. You don’t want to resent your kids or feel less connected to your partner. So, here are tips on staying kinky, even after you have kids.

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Put a lock on your toys

Put a giant padlock on your sex toys chest. This doesn’t only keep your kids out of it but actually makes it even more exciting for you because there is an added sense of off-limits to the chest. You can play dominant/submissive games where you only give your partner the key to the chest after he’s obeyed certain orders.

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