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When your relationship is new, you’ll have sex no matter what. You’re that couple who is always running late to the double date, and you stumble in with sex hair and a condom wrapper stuck to your foot. Regardless of the type of day you had, you’ll do the deed. You can be going on zero hours of sleep and somehow still be aroused. After you’ve been together for five plus years, things change. You want to make the double date on time because you don’t want the other couple drinking more than their half of the margarita pitcher. If you had a bad day, sex is simply not happening. And you can almost only exclusively have sex after a solid eight hours of sleep. That fresh relationship lifestyle just isn’t sustainable. Here are hilarious reasons you have less sex that all long-term couples can relate to.

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You get tired of being in a good mood

You can only pretend to be a perky, positive person for so many years. Eventually, when you get home, you just need to be honest about the fact that your day sucked. Then you and your partner fall into a vent session about how crappy of days you both had. Then nobody is in the mood to have sex. You’d rather watch funny YouTube videos and eat candy to try to cheer up.

 

 

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