Things Women Only Think About Other People’s Kids
How clingy they are
Wherever you turn, there they are. You try to pee, and they follow you into the bathroom. You try to make out with your boyfriend, and they stand between your legs, staring up at you. You try to nap, and they sit in front of you and just…observe you. When this isn’t your child, it’s very irritating. When it is your child, it’s an incredible feeling. This little creature feels so bonded to you and is so fascinated by the simplest things you do, that he follows you everywhere.