How does one weed out men who just want use women to get their d-cks wet on Saturday nights? I mean, you can ask them casually, “So what are you looking for on this dating app?” And, of course, you’d get a totally honest answer, and that’d be the end of it.
Yes – that was sarcasm.
You’re more than likely to get a roundabout answer of, “I just want to see where things go,” rather than the truth, which is “Yeah, honestly, I just want you to slob on my knob.” Insert eggplant emoji. Insert slobbering lick emoji.
If a man isn’t up front about his search for sleazy Saturday sexcapades, that’s alright because there are always tell-tale signs that will help you see through the BS quicker than you can swipe left.