The Cuffing Season Commandments

43 comments
October 20, 2011 ‐ By nativenotes

It’s mid October and cuffing season is in full swing. If you’ve suddenly found yourself booed up and know not of this cuffing season I speak of let us look to the urban dictionary which defines cuffing season as such :

the season in which everyone is getting coupled up usually around when the weather is beginning to change and it is getting cold outside.

Often women get the short end of cuffing season. Autumn ushers in a new season of boo loving, by Christmas you’re pretty hot and heavy but it’s still new so families and gifts aren’t really a priority and before you know it, it’s spring and you’re left high and dry.

I’ve put together a quick list of rules to help you enjoy cuffing season, if you so choose, without getting burned or scorned in the process by thinking you’ve hit the jackpot with Mr. Cuffington when in reality you’ve just found a place warmer for the colder months.

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  • StopThisFoolishness

    Smh. This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. This whole concept is ridiculous. Another creation of human ignorance for another person’s feelings. Why subject yourself to be someone else’s puppet because they get lonely during winter nights??.. Hug your pillow.

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  • Srj

    You hit all the nails on the head!

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  • Chad

    Interesting article! The topic was on point for the season and the writer as much as I hate to admit it, was spot on in there assessment of men during this season! All you warm climate people know about this time of year even though you don’t admit it in your responses;)

  • Aquinettanunley

    People gone do what they wanna do . Obviously with or with out this or any other article . People jus need to do the rite thing and trust in god finding them a mate or someone they are meant to spend the rest of there life with . This is mostly somethin young people do .

  • Adam

    never heard of cuffing season, but thanks to the author(s) for the pic/shout from the Malcolm and Martin community course i led in Syracuse!

  • Shaquetha Imesheion

    Seriously?
    Now I see EXACTLY why there’s this sudden influx of man haters & chicks “going gay”… I really do.

  • justbu

    I was just wondering if MN could do something about the pop up ads. I really enjoy this site and I know y’all have to pay bills but they are getting kinda annoying every time I click on something.

  • ray allen

    And don't use the "too nice to date guy friend" that you have no intention of really dating until you find the bad boy that you're looking for and throw the "nice guy" friend away.

    It's why so many former nice guys have razor wire and minefields around their hearts.

  • Really?!?

    It's just sad that there are women walking around with low enough self esteem to settle for a damn seasonal relationship. What is the world coming to?

  • Lawd.take the wheel

    YEP, its' that time of year again!! There will be more CREEPing than Halloween!! The only think I'm "cuffin" is nice big booty and a nice set of breasts!! I've the "ole lady" thing 4 the Sping..lol! Time to fall back on sum….ehem!! Well. u get the picture!

  • BOSSY

    WHOA DID THEY REALLY SAY F#UCK BUDDY LOL WHAT KIND OF ARTICLE IS THIS THIS IS BASICALLY SAYIN HAVE 1 PERSON TO SCREW IN THE WINTER AND WHEN THATS OVER GO SCREW MORE THAN ONE PERSON IDK CONFUSED LOL

    • millz

      Lofl

  • College kidd

    I’m in college and it gets pretty cold during this time of the year so I would say it’s ok for college students to partake in cuffing season. We’re in school to earn the career of our dreams so why not have a little fun in the mean time?

    • LaLaLaMeansILoveYou

      yes and why not have a little HIV/clap/pregnancy/abortion/emotional issues after you realize he's not serious about you leading to lifelong issues with men to go along with your little fun?

      Excuse me for thinking college students were supposed to be smarter than that. At least I was when I was in college.

      Didn't mean to go off but let me just say this…contrary to popular belief, it's not going to catch on fire if you wait to use it with someone who deserves it. The best things in life, like a lasting, meaningful relationship, are worth waiting for.

  • LaLaLaMeansILoveYou

    Who is the writer of this idiotic article? "nativenotes"…yes, I suggest that you stay anonymous if you're going to continue writing bullsh*t like this.

    Wolves in sheep's clothing…

  • LaLaLaMeansILoveYou

    thanks I thought I was the only one who found the whole premise of this article to be idiotic.

    Way to promote promiscuity without expectancy of anything more among black women, MN. Geared towards black people my *ss. Between these and all the "is our natural hair pretty enough?" articles with the underlying sense of self-hate I wouldn't be surprised if this site wasn't owned and operated by an old fat Jewish man.

  • jasmin

    Never heard of cuffing season. Maybe because I’m from south florida and it never really cold, so we don’t have a need to be cuddled up. Lol

  • jasmin

    Never heard of cuffing season. Maybe because I’m from south florida and it rarely cold, so we don’t have a need to be cuddled up.

    • Chocolate Bunny

      Riiight, I'm from Tampa, FL and I've never heard of a damn cuffing season!

  • Guest

    Please be smart when you cuff…once spring roll around, you could be cuffed for life…

    • guest

      …spring roll…lol….

  • Stanley

    I like this season. That's when there's a lot of coupons for relationship (sex). Every girl gives special. Some as high as 90% off of the summer price.

    • L-Boogie

      WTH!?!?!?!

  • Nina Nehemiah

    The season, come on you know better & you’re smarter! SMH!

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    • L-Boogie

      You are funny.

  • L-Boogie

    LOL! Cuffing season — also known as extended Booty call season.