Women Lie: 9 Little Whities We Tell All of the Time

October 10th, 2011 - By LaShaun Williams

Have you ever noticed how easy it is to lie to men?

If there is one thing women are just as guilty as men are in relationships, it’s lying. Even though most of them come in the form of little white turn-a-mole hill-into-a-mountain fibs, some are quite deceitful. But, then again, how would we retain our “mystery” if we didn’t? After all, part of the chase is trying to figure us out, right?

Here are a few lies women are notorious for telling:

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  • Harrybarry

    Why YOU GOTTA CALL ‘EM ‘WHITE LIES’???? YOU RACIST!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EYLH5SNOVQBQ2EO6COOQO363WI WK

    i am guilty of most all of these, but seriously, what guy actually asks you how much you weigh?!

  • blackluke8

    I'm a hispanic guy, and I come on here every now and then just to check out the culture. It's no wonder your communities are falling apart and black men are running to our trash women as fast as they can. When Latinos are the majority you can kiss your single mom benefits goodbye, skanks

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  • Rya

    "You're huge!" "You're killing it!"

  • Anna

    Just sayin'!

    I'm fine: More often than not, I may be fine. I just don't feel like inviting you into my problems because, ha ha, you'll dismiss them anyway. So I won't even bother.
    I have a headache: If he's the persistent type, he'll bring you some Exedrin. You gotta be creative, like "You know what, I'm on Day 2 of my period. If you don't mind bringing me a package of Midol and Overnight Kotex, we can still make the 8 o'clock show." Watch him ease his way out the date.
    I've never done this before: Maybe you did do it before but the bastard slipped and you both ended up in a compromising position in the ER. Other than that I don't trust you enough yet.
    I've only slept with [x] guys: Let's bring back Don't Ask Don't Tell for this scenario. We've both been to the show, we both know what happened… You're probably not gonna be different from the last one so… Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
    I'm not really a drinker: "Yes, I'd like a Scotch. Neat. Thanks… Eww, you're getting it with water? I thought you were a man!"
    I weigh [x] pounds: I got two simple questions: Can you bench press me? Can you carry me down the stairs during a fire? Yes? That's all you need to know.
    I'll be ready in like ten minutes: No… That's the truth when it comes to me. I'm THAT punctual.
    It was on sale: Why are you in MY wallet? I wanted it, I bought it, I'll foot the bill. Now watch me work it.
    I don't know: I may in fact not know. And if I do know, I'll let you know.

  • Sam

    girl, you've got me dying!! i DO know!!!! & i'm NOT fine!!!! LOL!!!! but i'm holding on to those 2 lies.

  • April

    When I say I haven’t done it I mean it too, I remember telling this guy that I’ve never given head and he didn’t believe me. He was like you? No way, I was actually offended. And I asked him why don’t you believe me? That’s when he told me it’s cause I have big boobs and I just look like a freaky sexual girl:( Now I cover up most of my body.

    • Sam

      Ms. April, people will judge you no matter what you do. Live your life for you because you will never please everyone (nor should you try). Make yourself happy. And never, EVER let an a**hole like this guy change who you are or how you see yourself.

      • Apollo Creed

        Don't listen to Sam!!

        Live your life attempting to please everyone (you can do it! I believe in you!).

        And ALWAYS change yourself in order to make guys like you!

  • real rap

    most dudes already know that when she says i’ve never done this before (sexually speaking) and i’ve only slept with… that shes lying so why lie if no one is fooled by it

  • yeh

    the i dont really drink well i do and and smoke but dont tell my hubby who is a church going god loving man only do it with gfs and cousins

  • http://fabwtalk.blogspot.com fabwtalk

    The "I'm fine" and "I'll be ready in 10 minutes," yup definitely me. I'll say I'm fine and then hours later I want to tell him why I was pissed even though I said I was fine, lol… Really trying to stop doing that though. :/

  • Earthspirit1

    This article is hilarious. I can admit, number 8 and 9 is so me. :-(

  • IllyPhilly

    More head games. Everybody lies! However, had to laugh at the , never done this before, one. Sounds very familiar.