You know how you have cousins who deep down you’re waiting for your grandmother to reveal were actually adopted? That’s how I feel about some of these so-called celebrities and public figures we have running around here embarrassing good black folks. I wanted to put Superhead on this list but: 1. Hometown pride kept me from outing her (St. Thomas love). 2. I saw her video with Mr. Marcus and a woman with that much skill can really come in handy if aliens ever invade the planet on some cosmic slop tip.

So in honor of and in the spirit of Dave Chappelle’s racial draft episode, I have selected a few people I think we should consider giving the cold shoulder to because they’re leaking wack juice. Take a look:

*Random disclaimer: Of course, this is all in good fun, so we hope you won’t get offended*