The way a man kisses can tell you a lot. Men who fancy themselves artists usually get a little too, err, artistic with their smooching. It’s almost as if they’re trying to paint something on your face with their tongue. Sometimes you can tell a man is only three lays beyond being a virgin, because his kiss reminds you of the first one you ever got—you know that awkward one behind the swing set at school, where nobody really did anything? And look, everybody has to learn how to be a good kisser at some point. We just don’t really know how it’s possible that so many men haven’t learned by the time they’re adults. Fully-grown, bill-paying, jury-duty-serving adults are still making a mess of things when it comes to making out. Here are 15 types of kissers we cannot believe still exist.
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The tongue excavation
The guy who seems like he’s trying to find a diamond he left behind one of your molars, with his tongue. You’re sure his tongue is going to cramp up before he finds it.
