Trust Me: 7 Awful Things You Don’t Want to Experience at the Club

September 14th, 2011 - By IndigoBlack

It’s the freakin’ weekend! Well, it’s not yet, but I’m just setting a scene, so bear with me. Anywho, say it’s the weekend and you and your girls are about to hit up the club. If you’re lucky, you’ll find yourself at an upscale club or bar where people do more two-stepping and mingling then they do bustin’ out splits on the dance floor and fighting. But alas, in the quest for good nightlife hangouts, you will find your share of shady clubs, and ratchet things will happen inside. Some you can control, others, beyond your control. A majority of the things on this list have happened to me or at least to people I’ve been out with and I wouldn’t want them to happen to you, our wonderful readers. So here’s a list of embarrassing and terrible things that can happen at the club that are in no way things you wind up laughing about later.

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  • iRoqq

    Ha.!! Khloe's face is priceless on the fourth slide. Lol.

  • girliusmaximus

    Thank you for echoing my sentiments.

  • girliusmaximus

    Lol.

  • jael

    all i'm gonna say is the nest time i go to a club and a guy grabs my butt…and no i don't have it hangin all out..he's getting slapped or punched in the neck…dead center on the adam's apple
    as for my drinks..its like my purse and madea…never leaves my sight or my hand..and if i have to use the bathroom…i'm finishing it first

  • Big Mike

    lmao

  • Brittany

    It works! Remove the battery from the phone and place it AND the phone in a zip lock bag full of rice. Leave it alone for a good day (24hrs) at least. Otherwise it wont work.

  • HaHaHilarious

    Lol @ the pic with the bloody white pants!

  • bishop

    Always try to backup my phone before I hit the club…As long as i got my data backed up at home, I'm cool.

  • guest

    you have to take the battery out first.

    • Tricia

      oh wow, I never knew that. thank you to both of you! hopefully I won't be in the situation again, but if so I'll definitely remember that

  • TheresaK

    I read on MSN that the rice absorbs the moisture out of the phone. They said you should completely cover it for 24 hrs and leave it untouched. I haven't tried it, but they swear it works

  • AngelFace

    Three of us Girls were walking through double doors of a busy popular bar restaurant. Place was packed. As we burst through the door one girl in our group paused….& We All FELL on TOP of EACH OTHER!! Hah, Ha! The whole place roared at us. Embarrassing yeah, but funny. PS: Happy Hump Day 'Y'all!

  • IndigoBlack

    Hey Rissa!
    I actually meant if it happens a lot, sorry for the confusion. I went ahead and tried to make that clearer. Definitely, everyone has their moments, but what I mean is, if your friend(s) constantly get trashed (like, this isn't an every once again thing), then you might want to re-think going out with them to the club. But you shouldn't stop hanging with them altogether. Thanks for reading!

    • girliusmaximus

      Nice of you to defend yourself to the poster but clearly she didn't read the part where you said if it keeps happening not to go out with that friend anymore… And I don't think it's unfair because ADULTS should know better.

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