Real And Ridiculous Reasons You Stop Going Out In Your Thirties

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Or defrosting something

Your fresh water Alaskan salmon has another hour to defrost. If you put it back in the freezer now, you’ll destroy it. If you leave it out too long, you’ll destroy it. And it cost nine dollars.

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