He’s Not Your Type: 8 Kinds of Guys You Should Run From
The Smoocher
Ever been walking down the street minding your business, and heard the sounds of a man’s chapped lips coming together to get your attention? If you have, you probably know how annoying and degrading that sound of a man sucking in air is in your ear. I heard this stomach-turning sound a lot when I went to visit family in Nigeria, but I was surprised and grossed out to hear that mess when I was on my way to the subway yesterday. If a man can’t open his mouth and use syllables and words, he’s definitely not serious, nor worth stopping for. Keep those feet shuffling and play as crazy as possible.