Let’s Talk About Jump-Offs
This will not be your ordinary jump off bashing post; I’m an equal opportunity hater but I am a true lover of jump offs. They need a union if you ask me. I think women and men alike have corrupted the term jump off and made it into some sleazy prostitute. Jump offs have been keeping men pleased since the days of the bible. Anyone remember David and Bathsheba? (I totally just crossed the line; I hope my mom doesn’t read this.)
My main man, Jump-off Joe Budden as he likes to call himself (going to lose followers for associating with Joey) says, “she don’t mind hanging out with the fellas/my jump-off’s not insecure or jealous.” Sounds like a down a$$ chick to me. So let’s turn J.O into an acronym – the jump off will now be referred to as the “jazzy one.” Now, if you read this post and find out you’re the jump off, aka, the “jazzy one,” don’t take it personal–nativenotes has love for you. Let’s find out why men keep running back to jump-offs.