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Admit it: you miss some of your old college shenanigans. Since you were lucky enough to escape college without any (uncurable) sexually transmitted diseases, without any unwanted pregnancies and without any damage to your reputation (because it’s college: who cares?) you can look back on the days of random college hookups fondly. You had your whole life ahead of you so when it came to hookups, you didn’t have to be so…hmm…what’s the word? Discriminating? Tasteful? Permanent in your sexual orientation? You get the idea. You could wake up next to a stranger, a jacuzzi and some glittery shot glasses and laugh it off. Today, it seems like every hookup that doesn’t turn into a relationship is a blemish on your love life. Ugh. But, you kind of get it. It’s time to “grow up.” Nobody can blame you, however, for missing these elements of college hookups.
