Hold Your Head High During Your Walk of Shame

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July 8, 2011 ‐ By madamenoire

You wake up in a strange bed. It takes a moment but you eventually realize that you “did the do” and stayed the night. Once you’ve retrieved your panties from the ceiling fan you realize it’s about time you made your way back home.

You open your mouth to say good morning only to realize your breath is on level ten. That’s ok, you won’t speak to anyone on the way. You grab the rest of your things and head for the door.

But before you leave, you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and barely recognize the woman staring back at you. You can’t step out in the street like this!

Has this ever happened to you? Ever had to take the walk of shame looking like an embarrassment to the ancestors?

Don’t let it happen again.

The next time you decide to have an adult sleepover take these tips from Hello Beautiful so you won’t end up looking a hot mess in the streets.

What do you do to freshen up after staying the night?

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  • LadyC

    Preach on that! shoot talking bout you “need” sex, since when? i don’t recall hearing any deaths from folks not getting it on. Make sense.

  • sa sa nub

    how bout not having one night stands? See? Problem solved

    • ladycheeksuk

      amen to that