Frankenbrotha: Creating The “Perfect” Man

June 22, 2011  |  

Ok, we know there’s no such thing as a “perfect” man. The beautiful eyes may come without the gorgeous smile. And the intellect may not always match the sense of humor. But it’s hump day and we decided to have a little fun by putting together some of our favorite features from some of our favorite guys. Check out our “Frankenbrotha” and let us know what we may have missed?


Dwight Howard’s Shoulders: Broad and beautiful. We bet a hug from Howard would feel like the safest place on earth and we want to go there.


Idris Elba’s Eyes: It’s hard to type anything about Idris and not say “I WANT THE WHOLE THING”, but the actor’s ebony eyes are particularly stunning.


Tyson Beckford’s Chest and Abs: The model cutie has always had the perfect combo of being ripped without looking like he’s got steroid issues. We like.


Blair Underwood’s Smile: When Blair flashes those pearly whites, he can light up a room. My room. Ahem. Moving on…


Common’s Character: What a good-natured, kind-hearted brother. He seems truly unsoiled by fame and fortune and we’d love to have a honey with his charm and spirit.


Maxwell’s Sensuality: The brother oozes tenderness and back rubs and long nights and…yeah.


Kanye West’s…um…Package: Some pictures leaked and while we’d rather not deal with the ego-mania that comes with, er, let’s just say “little Kanye” is okay with us.


Chris Rock’s Sense Of Humor: He’s brilliant and bold and he’d keep you in stitches all night long. We’d have to let go of some of the “marriage sucks” jokes, though.


President Obama’s Intellect: One of the smartest men in the world, we’d love to be challenged by his wit and wisdom.

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  • Brodie

    Oh Wait! Lavar Burton. Always liked that guy, he smiles a lot.

  • That would be one beautiful hunk of a man! Yes I agree w/Davina some Pooch Hall, Tyrese and LL Cool J.

  • Davina

    Love the list. Add Pooch Hall and Tyrese and we're all good 😉 Also where are those Kanye pics, lolbs

    • Nicolle

      I was thinking the same thing about the Kanye pics…..I wanna see this!

  • sboston

    Denzel's walk, Denzel's smile, Denzel's face period. Get rid of Tyson Beckford. Give me Bernie Mac's sense of humor throw some Obama in there; some Common and Jay-Z and you got yourself the perfect man.

  • Telly

    One person….. DARREN SHARPER. Perfect

  • Lady A

    Hosea Chanchez!

  • cleojonez

    give a fat nerdy guy a Bowflex and some motivation.. if he's not psycho then u got the PERFECT MAN!

  • Miss_Taken

    Djimon’s body, Jay-Z’s swag, Mandingo’s_______, Mandela’s tenacity, Obama’s intellect and ambition, and the money of all the above combined:)

  • joy

    Chris Rock + Obama + Maxwell is "perfect" enough for me. If a guy had those 3 qualities I honestly don't think I would care what he looked like..

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  • JustAshley

    Ugh!! You can remove Chris Rock from the list. He ain't been funny since CB4. Replace him with Bernie Macks sense of humor any day.
    And forget about Tyson Beckfords abs and chest- replace that with Mehcad Brooks chest and abs.
    *
    Now THAT'S perfection.

  • beverly

    Yes he is

  • Loretta

    Love my President!

  • Loretta

    No Way Kanye!

  • Loretta

    Maxwell! Maxwell! Maxwell! He is so fine!

  • Loretta

    Love Common, plus he's a vegetarian like me!

  • Loretta

    Love me some Idris!

  • Loretta

    Nice arms!

  • trell

    he look gay…. Lol

    • Creamla

      exactly…those draws..lol
      …my girl & I going on vacation…air line gave away 2 tickts for anywhere in world..just for giving them our emails..lol..im puttin the fam on it.. http://goo.gl/YkqMK

    • L-Boogie

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