Ok, we know there’s no such thing as a “perfect” man. The beautiful eyes may come without the gorgeous smile. And the intellect may not always match the sense of humor. But it’s hump day and we decided to have a little fun by putting together some of our favorite features from some of our favorite guys. Check out our “Frankenbrotha” and let us know what we may have missed?
Dwight Howard’s Shoulders: Broad and beautiful. We bet a hug from Howard would feel like the safest place on earth and we want to go there.
Idris Elba’s Eyes: It’s hard to type anything about Idris and not say “I WANT THE WHOLE THING”, but the actor’s ebony eyes are particularly stunning.
Tyson Beckford’s Chest and Abs: The model cutie has always had the perfect combo of being ripped without looking like he’s got steroid issues. We like.
Blair Underwood’s Smile: When Blair flashes those pearly whites, he can light up a room. My room. Ahem. Moving on…
Common’s Character: What a good-natured, kind-hearted brother. He seems truly unsoiled by fame and fortune and we’d love to have a honey with his charm and spirit.
Maxwell’s Sensuality: The brother oozes tenderness and back rubs and long nights and…yeah.
Kanye West’s…um…Package: Some pictures leaked and while we’d rather not deal with the ego-mania that comes with, er, let’s just say “little Kanye” is okay with us.
Chris Rock’s Sense Of Humor: He’s brilliant and bold and he’d keep you in stitches all night long. We’d have to let go of some of the “marriage sucks” jokes, though.
President Obama’s Intellect: One of the smartest men in the world, we’d love to be challenged by his wit and wisdom.