This Is Why You’re Single… The Fellas Edition

June 7th, 2011 - By Renay Alize

"Man! Dumped over a voicemail again!?!"

We believe in equal opportunity so while had a few pieces of advice for the women who’ve found dating to be a bit of challenge, we also want to provide that same type of help to our brothers (Notice the “er”. It signifies all races.) in the single struggle. If you’re cuddling a little too close to your pillow at night, pretending it has breasts here a few potential problems you might need to fix.

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  • Fergie

    BOY bye!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689350378 Anzetse ∞ Were

    What about the simple things like: You’re a bad communicator, you’re dishonest, you don’t prioritize your relationship.?

  • Rachel

    Whoa! These comments are too funny…but seriously some men have bad hygiene and if you have raggetty teeth and bad breath too…that will definately keep the real ladies away….

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.white.5661 Mad Ryan

    Yet another generalization to explain your lonely life…

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  • gman

    wow i know brothers everyday that does all of these things and still pull, this article is hella flawed, its not reality

  • Jay

    My vote for #10 is lack of hygiene. This can apply to both men and women. Can you please explain how it is possible for grown a** people to go around dirty, stinking and all together wrong when you have a CVS, Target, Wal-Mart on every block stocked with soap, deodorant and toothbrushes? Also, I can't tell you the number of men I have met with good dental insurance who neglect to go to the dentist!

  • Jacqui

    This is a list of things that guys do that gross out mature, intelligent women. If you want a ho, go buy one a Phatdog and take that home. If you aren't interested in an adult relationship (you guys know who you are), why are you reading relationship articles? This article was obviously written for guys who actually care what self-respecting women are looking for in a partner, not for guys who try to impress others with their chauvenism. No one is impressed; in fact, we are hoping we DON'T get hit on by you or anyone who shares your views. Ever.

  • Stephanie 'Miz Jenkins' Barnes

    Notice Picture of Dog… What is a FEMALE dog? Every time she said 'female' she's implying 'female dog'. Conversly, while use of the word female is not offensive please note female is mearly a gender not a species; thus the reason she stated it's dehumanizing. the word Female would hold the same if it was a Female Lion, Goat, or snake. So if your man introdues you as his FEMALE and not his Woman (the mature female human) or better yet Lady, he could be describing you more specifically around his friends as he truely feels who you are to him, a Bop, breezy, jumpoff… Bit@h. Got it?

  • Kila

    You have mommy/ girlfriend issues, don't you?

    And not every woman is the same. Actually, it sounds like the women you speak of are undignified and sleazy, someone perfect to infect you with something undesired by ANYONE. But with that attitude, I doubt you will ever dig yourself out of that social group you're living in any time soon, so continue having fun and make do with what you got, I guess. Be safe :)

  • AuntieKia

    We do have the same power!!!

  • AuntieKia

    I feel you menissance! Same goes for a woman! Dont act like men dont nag, accuse, snoop or question! Some men are worse than women! And most men couldn't handle a woman who'd treat them as you treat women!