“GODDESSGASM!™” with Tomiko Fraser Hines – “Relactation Nation”

September 12, 2013  |  

I’ve been re-virginized…well, sorta. No, no, no, not in the unpopped cherry kind of way (there’s no unringing that bell), but in the re-lactation way. Yes, you heard me correctly. I am giving nursing another shot after almost closing up shop. I thought I was out, but they pulled me right back in!

I was “thisclose” to being done with nursing. Seriously. I was visualizing all of the things I could now do once the boys were weaned. Things like drinking alcohol whenever I need to…I mean want to. I’d be able to roam free for hours without worry of my boobs becoming engorged to the size of small watermelons. Not to mention, I’d get those 6 hours of my day back that nursing/pumping required of me. But those are just pipe dreams now. The crazy thing is that the boys were pretty much done with my boobs (hence my “Booby Boycott” column a few weeks ago). I was down to one nursing a day in the mornings. Because that was the only time they’d give me and my girls the time of day…after they had not eaten for several hours overnight.

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