Bye-Bye, Bikinis: Hot One-Piece Swimsuits

March 5, 2013  |  

One-piece swimsuits are definitely having their moment in the fashion spotlight. Designers are turning out gorgeous choices that make the granny ruffle-skirted atrocities a thing of the past. Hit the beach with pride and in style with one of our favorite picks for beach bunnies and sporty swimmers alike. Bikini? Girl, bye.

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  • theywontletmebegood

    thank god for asian chicks! I just got back from the pool, there wasn’t one female worth even looking at,..just disgusting fat, lard, unsightly blubber, and a superabundance of gross rolls of fat. Besides a large group of breath-takingly sexy bikini-clad asian babes, it was a horrid day for girl watching. I can’t believe my boy’s gonna grow up looking at this sagging mass of american fat. But, good, cover it up, by all means,..Please Do! One piece? I say wear overalls. Yuck!

  • glenp827

    french cut is all otherwise a dud

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  • Bob Hauser

    Well, you know….actually, I will have to eat a few of my words because after thumbing through the entire deck of cards, there are a few of the suits (about a third) that are somewhat hot—yes but really don’t have all that much of an impact. I also noted that several of them are not modeled in the photos either and it is not hard to figure out why—-they look like they were built at Ford Motor Company at one time.

  • Bob Hauser

    Stodgy as Hell….yuch….what is next?….body length potato sacks?

  • Bob Hauser

    Road apples!!!!!!! The standard swimsuit bikini, like a swig of pure and crystal clear fresh water on a hot-ass day, will never become “obsolete” or “out of fashion” —–the word “bikini” might have been coined back in 1946 but the design itself goes back at least thousands of years to the Ancient Minoans—and I don’t mean G-strings either—which are nothing but optical chastity belts…I said and meant bikinis which have always since the dawn of Antiquity brought out the most graceful and alluringly esthetic and transcendental in a woman’s or girl’s figure—it is of the cosmic and that will never change until the body style of a human does. What has happened here is that some self styled fashion “guru” or Madison Avenue marketing yuppie is making this false claim and trying to con the public into believing that bikinis are “out”. Whoever it is is full of it as a cranberry merchant.

  • Disgusted with Congress

    Fat Baby Boomers Fad. Yuck !

  • LittleMoose

    I hope your kidding! What is hot and sexy about these swimsuits?

  • jack

    Apparently this site and I have very different definitions of “hot”. These are not.

  • They’ll need scratch and sniff photos to sell these rags.

  • wtf

    I have seen hot one-piece bathing suits, and these are not hot. Period.

  • nope!

    ROFL, Ugliest things ive even seen!!

  • anon

    are you kidding?