Get a Man’s Attention Without Looking Desperate

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May 31, 2011 ‐ By The Manifesto

Congratulations. You have a vagina. You can find SOMEone with whom to hop in bed.

But you want a man. The summer months are here and you want pondside picnics and weekend patio lunches with a real boo. It’s been a minute since your mama met any man of yours and your ovaries are screaming out to you that you ain’t gettin’ any younger. You might be getting a bit desperate and frustrated, but don’t allow that to cause you to make bad decisions. Here are just a few things you can do to score your dream man without going above and beyond the call of duty (Note: this list is far from comprehensive)

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  • valerie

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  • Really?!?

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    • wise one

      me too!!

  • kayla

    NOT TO BE CONCEITED. (AND IM NO BEYONCE) IM A LOVELY DARK SKIN GIRL. I CAN GET ANY GUY I WANT. WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I DONT CHASE MEN I LET THEM COME TO ME. WOMEN HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THEMSELVES. SURE GUYS LIKE GIRLS WHO FALL IN THEIR LAP, BUT THEY NEVER LAST, CUZ MEN LIKE A CATCH. AND BY PLAYING LIKE THIS, IT HELPS TO WEED OUT THE GUYS WHO REALLY WANT YOU, OR JUST WANT YOU FOR WHATS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

  • Meme

    I've done all these things and I am still manless. What gives????

    • Telly

      That's because 70% of the men in America are gay or in jail. There is nothing wrong with us.

      • sheri

        maybe its the men you meet just dont want a relationship.

  • bossipgirl

    I think folks are missing the point of the “go to the gym” suggestion. It’s not about meeting someone at the gym but about reaping the physical and psychological benefits of exercise that will make you more attractive to the opposite sex. Exercise gets your body and your mind right, which can only help in your search for a mate.

  • lovely

    …this is more the exception rather than the rule…

  • TCee from DC

    Maybe i'm a troglodyte or something, but I agreed with most of the points the author made! With the exception of sleeping with him on the first date (this is 2011…), the thought of going to a place where men that you may like are and doing something that you like, SMILING, not oversharing on the first conversation, and/or wearing clothing that compliments your figure aren't crazy ideas. What's so bad about looking good enough to catch a man's attention and not doing so much that you scare him away???

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  • LIFESDP

    I sincerely hope that you really don't think of yourself this way and that it's a joke. If you don't think you're beautiful then no one will.

  • LIFESDP

    I agree with you and that's why I focus on pleasing me at the gym. However, I won't say that I wish that there was a connection at my gym and then possibly someone to motivate me a lil' more with getting my body in a healthier status.

  • kmr78

    I don't know about the gym one. Who needs a bunch of short men groveling all over them. EWWWW!

  • seek2027

    Crazy lol

  • ugly?

    i've seen several "ugly " people in relationships or married with kids. 1) beauty is in the eye of the beholder 2) have some confidence in yourself.

    p.s. there are also several "ugly" men out there
    p.p.s. I've never heard the term third world ugly before but it sounds extremely ignorant

  • http://www.facebook.com/Theia.HeyMzpahkr.Stanley Theia Stanley

    so your first tip is not so encouraging to women who have weight issues, not from over eating, some can't go to the gym or workout. does that make them less of a women and cursed to be lonely forever? Bad advice!

    • No Excuses

      With the exception of those with medical situations and paralysis, what stops bigger women from working out? No one's saying they have to hit the treadmill every day. No one's saying they have to drop money on an expensive membership. But you can look on the internet, and trainers have come up with workouts that only require SODA CANS. If you live in an apartment complex, more often than not, there's a fitness room. The Shake Weight (as many jokes as it creates) is gaining popularity, especially with those who "can't go the gym", which translates to "I know I'm big, and I just don't want you to call me out on it." As the picture said, it's a win-win situation.

  • Jane

    Was this written in 1950?

    • Jane

      Why does it matter?

      • bishop

        Answer the question Jane.

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  • Pawn Schem

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  • shaggyspringfield

    Loved the article on white men and black women. There are even more than the 10 of course.